armpit flatulence

redplaydoh wrote: Ok... I admit I'm a crazy mom sometimes. After TwelveVoltMan said he was going to teach his son how to make farts with his armpit I became obsessed with knowing the technique.

I tried... I watched YouTube videos, I searched in Google. I thought it was going to be something I failed at. Until I struck gold. I found out you don't have to flap your arm up and down like a chicken. Just put a drinking straw in your pit, bend the bendy part to reach your mouth and BLOW! It makes the best armpit flatulence around.

Lucas is quite the expert now.

Calimama replied: LOL you're killing me.

My3LilMonkeys replied:

luvmykids replied: LMBO....I never got the hang of it.

msoulz replied: Oh sure, thanks, now I'm going to have to try . . .

gr33n3y3z replied:

MommyToAshley replied:

Ok, you'll have to share a video of this now!

HuskerMom replied: Maybe doing it by flapping your arm up and down like a chicken is a guy thing!

CantWait replied: Robbie is quite good at doing it both ways. I find it quite funny.

hoosier momma replied: LOL

Hillbilly Housewife replied: That's too funny!!! I'm going to have to try that!!!



I can make my ears fart, and one of my cousins makes his knees fart.

lisar replied: I can do it witht he flapping of the arm. I am gona try that straw thing though.

Crystalina replied: This has got to be the weirdest thread I've read in awhile.

Celestrina replied:
Huh? The knees I can see, but your ears - I'll have to see that one to believe it.

Kaitlin'smom replied:
I have to agree

you all are silly

Hillbilly Housewife replied:
I'll be glad to show you when dh gets home, I'll have him video me with our digi, and I'll upload it to youtube.

It's really easy.

Celestrina replied:
Thank you! Just don't make me wait too long.

TheOaf66 replied: hmmm, some people have WAY to much time on their hands

I prefer to not fake it, I prefer the real thing

Kaitlin'smom replied:


I was waiting for your response

CantWait replied:
Ditto

3xsthefun replied:

Twelve Volt Man replied:
While I agree with you, ANY fart noise is better than NO fart noise! For those who may be armpit fart noise-challenged, this is the next best thing.