What is your
Maddie&EthansMom wrote: favorite flavor of KOOL AID?? 
I have always loved GRAPE!
Kaitlin'smom replied: Black Cherry... 
grape good to
5littleladies replied: Tropical punch!! Mm yummy!! 
kit_kats_mom replied: I hate Kool Aide. Always have. That big kool aide character that used to bust though the wall used to scare me. I mean really, how wierd is it to be afraid of a sweaty, pitcher-person full of red Kool-Aid? I kinda boycotted them from an early age & never developed a taste for the sugarcrack.
Anyway...maybe this is what I was afraid of: 
By Ryan Burkett
AMES, IA—Tragedy struck Monday afternoon at a birthday party for local kid Billy Spence when a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid burst through a wall and trampled seven children. "Bill was so excited to be turning ten," his mother said. "Too bad it was spoiled by all his friends dying."
The party had gotten off to a great start earlier that day, with Billy and his classmates enjoying cake and playing games. Then, as Billy began opening his presents, 9-year-old Joey Kirk spoke his fateful last words: "Hey Mrs. Spence, is there more Kool-Aid?"
Before she could answer, there was a rumbling from outside, and amid a shout of "OH YEAH!" the kitchen wall collapsed, crushing several of the children. What has been described as a giant red pitcher of Kool-Aid with arms and legs burst through the rubble and poured a glass for Joey, whose legs had been crushed in the accident.
"It’s all sort of a blur, 'cause I was getting so dizzy," said Joey, "but I’m pretty sure he started break-dancing, and he kept trying to high-five everybody. Most of the kids couldn’t high-five anymore, though, you know, 'cause of the dying."
As Billy, his mother and the surviving partygoers scattered throughout the house, their attacker, known now as "Kool-Aid Man," strutted down the street, holding the Spence-family stereo on his shoulder and snapping his fingers. "The sad part," Mrs. Spence said, "Is that we didn’t even need more Kool-Aid; there was already some in the fridge."
Although more deaths have yet to be reported, Kool-Aid Man was spotted later on a local basketball court, moonwalking and wearing a giant headband.
http://www.studentplanet.com/WARP/Vol2Issu...8_00koolaid.htm
And, I came accross this while looking for the attached picture...
SUPER POWERS:
Indestructible adamantium pitcher with built in gyroscopic stabilizer, capable of smashing through reinforced concrete without spilling a single drop.
Cool, refreshing taste all kids love.
Powerful "Oh, Yeah!" battle cry strikes fear into the heart of villains.
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WEAKNESSES:
Only useful in thirst-related crises, #12 red dye provides lousy camoflage, inability to use doors, gates, or other conventional means of entrance.
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KNOWN ENEMIES:
The thirsties; a ruthless race of spikey-haired gremlins with advanced weaponary and spacefaring technology light years ahead of our own, dedicated to making the citizens of earth tremble in minor inconvenience.
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ADDITIONAL:
Kool-Aid Man is one of those hopelessly deluded superheroes who foolishly believes he can make up for his all but worthless superpowers by using them twenty times more often than they're actually needed. I'll admit that very rarely, there might be an emergency situation that can only be solved by smashing through the side of a building in a huge cloud of shattered masonary and shouting the catch phrase "Oh, Yeah!," but chances are Superman's already got it covered. Instead of just admitting his uselessness, Kool-Aid Man spends all his time lurking behind the fence at children's pool parties, hoping that eventually one of them will forget his parents' warnings, and wonder out loud if there's anything left to drink.
Basically, he's just like that annoying waiter who keeps interrupting your meal to ask if you need more ice water or fresh salsa, except 2000lbs heavier, twice as perky, and strong enough to snap cinderblocks with his ass.
http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/koolaid.html
Who knew there were so many people devoted to keeping the Kool-Aid man alive on the web despite my deeply ingrained fear of him. 
5littleladies replied: LOL Cary!!!! That is hilarious!!
megsmommie replied: My favorite flavor is Tropical Punch 
Maddie&EthansMom replied: LMBO Cary!! That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
I like black cherry, too I just tried it tonight!
kit_kats_mom replied: Glad ya'll liked it...now I'm off to have nightmares about that freak. DOH!
Jamison'smama replied: I used to like to mix lemonade with strawberry or cherry ---mmmmm
2tikes_tootired replied: Grape, and the Kool-aid Story is hilarious!
kimberley replied: ROTFLMBO!!!! Cary you are too funny!!
i never liked kool-aid either. it was milk or water for me.
mommytosammy replied: coooome on,
nobody else likes stawberry. its the best. 
Elle replied:
I'm not a fan of Kool Aid... But if I had to pick one, it would have to be cherry 
coasterqueen replied: I don't know that I have a favorite. I liked all of them. YUMMY!
Boys r us replied: Grape and black cherry!
Kirstenmumof3 replied: Mine is Ice Blue Raspberry! Great Story Cary, I really needed the laugh this morning!!
jen replied: KOOOOOOOOOOOLAID! OH YEAH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROFLMAO!!! Cary that is hilarious!!! I don't drink koolaid, I would probably only like it with WAY too much sugar like I did when i was a kid! Then my teeth would fall out, what kind of fun would that be??! 
3xsthefun replied: I've never really cared that much for kool-aid, but if I drink it I like Tropical Punch.
paradisemommy replied: not a kool aid drinker here..my mom is taiwanese..guess they didn't have kool aid in taiwan so she didn't pass it on to us..lol 
mummy2girls replied: Grape... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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