What are some things you've said?

mom2tripp wrote: Funny, serious, weird, whatever since you've become a parent that you would have otherwise never said???

For instance today I said to Tripp, "No we don't put USB connectors in our mouths!"

danahas4monkeys replied: Today alone I have said

" Andrew we dont sit on top of the rabbit cage"

" Andrew please keep your clothes on and dont pee on the window"

" Please dont put the kitten in a shoe"

" Do we hid Andrew in the tv cabinet"


Dana

MyLuvBugs replied: LOL That's funny!

Let's see there's "You cannot fit your head in daddy's shoe!"
AND
"We don't eat electric plugs"
AND
"You're too young to read Dennis Miller"
AND
"You can play with maxi pads when you're older"

The list is just too long.....

moped replied: Oh gosh - a million things..................but yours was FUNNY!!!!!

I say

Jack, you stinky boy

Sockies instead of socks

Everyday I say something that I never would have dreamt!

mom2tripp replied:
too funny

MyLuvBugs replied: And just now my DH just said two more
"Don't bit my tummy!"
AND
"Stop that! We don't play with pieces of wood"

Basically is No and stop that all day long. lol

mom2tripp replied: My turn again,

" I'm hungry I'm goin get me some"

"You want some milky do with your lunch?"

"Look Look Elmo's on come quick!"

mummy2girls replied: Dora is on huney

Momma has to use the potty

"clean up. Clean up"..barney song

punkeemunkee'smom replied: Too funny!

I have said or say:

Call mommy when you are done I will wipe your booty!

Yeah!!! Good job!! (after afore mentioned booty wipe)

Please,do not put that in your mouth again...

The chalk board is not for climbing on.

Honey, you can't write on mommy and daddy's checks... the walls in the house...your legs,arms...etc.

Do you want some chipies?

Let's put your sockies on.

You ready to go nigh-night?

I love you more than bees love honey...cows love grass...fishies love water(this is a common game,we name all different more thans)

I could go on and on we say some funny things as mommies!

C&K*s Mommie replied: Christian and I do the 'potty cheer' for Kellie. We stand at the entrance of the bthrm and go "YAY Kellie! YAY Kellie!! WooHoo!! POTTY-POTTY-POTTY!" our fists are pumping in the air while we say this, kind of like a backwards cheerleader.

TANNER'S MOM replied: I have said...

Please keep your fingers out of your brothers nose.. he can pick it himself.

If you had washed your face when I said..then I wouldn't have to put spit on it..so just stand still.

Do not tell people about your sisters new bra..it is not nice.

Give me some sugars..

No I am sorry we can not give him away to charity. Why? Well because I like him and to be honest it wouldn't be very charitable. So he stays.

You didn't flush that down the toilet did you?

No it does not take a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe. But enough to cover you hand like this... as I demonstrate how much..because everyone is watching me wipe..and I don't care. I haven't done my business alone in 15 years.

I find myself..wanting to change clothes in the middle of the store instore instead of the changing room.. because I am so used to everyone seeing my business..and those few extra steps drive me CRAZY!

mom2tripp replied: Mel, those were hysterical!

mom21kid2dogs replied: Around here, it's usually what we do that's the funniest. People usually think this is pretty good. Bailey, our 80lb fur monster, loves me in the biblical sense VERY much. While I appreciate his adore on some level, dog sex is really not something I want to explain to our 5 yr old so her we just call it "Conga!" When Bailey hops on me we all run around the house in a Conga line singing "Cha cha cha cha cha CHA!!" Bailey hates it but it makes us laugh!! (and yes, he neutered, at 11 weeks)

kimberley replied: lol Mel!!! thanks for the morning chuckle!


get your finger out of your nose

goldfish does NOT like pepsi

slippers go on your feet honey, they are not weeble cars

boys, punching each others privates is NOT a good game

tampons are not toys

stop trying to drown your brother

no the baby is not going to come out of my belly button

hands out of the poopies!

toys do not go in mommys drink or shoes

C&K*s Mommie replied: MEL...**TANNERSMOM**

that is hilarious!!!

mysweetpeasWil&Wes replied: I think feeling comfortable talking openly about poopy diapers to just about everyone!! And also the fact that I call it "poopy"!

My2Beauties replied: We do a rather hilarious potty dance when Hanna pees on the potty

Don't drink your bath water

Stop digging in mommy's belly button

Shoowee, you stinky winky butt

Sheep turds - (please don't ask, it's an inside joke)

No Hanna that is not doggy poop

It's not nice to make bubbles in the tub (I'm starting to see a pattern here with my child )

No you cannot pick mommy's nose

Get your hands out of your cereal bowl and eat it with a spoon

If you let me put your hair up I will give you a piece of candy - please let me put your hair up Hanna! (This is a battle in my house)

Don't choke Aunt Betty's dog

mom2tripp replied:
that is too funny

mckayleesmom replied: "Mommy is kidnapping Monkey Pie"........This is how I get Mckaylee to come upstairs to bed...I have to kidnap her favorite toy and I hide in her room and she comes to find me....Usually she goes willingly..but sometimes we have bad days

"McKaylee, go upstairs and go potty"

"tinkle tinkle little star, how I wonder what you are"....the song we sing when I take her up to potty...notice its TINKLE not TWINKLE

"Mckaylee GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE".....I say this about 300x a day...litterally

"don't eat butter with a spoon"

"because Im the mom, and that makes me the boss"

"your Mckaylee and Im the boss"

"don't make me beat you in public"...I always tell Mckaylee this in public..she thinks its hillarious, but I get a few questionable stares

"don't pick your nose...your brain will fall out"....Ive always wanted to use that one

"get off your brother"

"get off your brother"

"get off your brother"

"let your brother go"

"give russell back that toy"

"Russell is not your horsey...you are going to hurt him"

"its time to go me me's"....sleep

"give me a tiss"...kiss...that is how Mckaylee says kiss

"poop stays in the diaper"

"why didn't you tell mommy you had to potty?"

"why didn't you potty in the toilet?"

"put your clothes back on"

"get inside the house..your naked child"

"you are not playing outside naked...now move it"

"don't feed anything to Russell"

"eat your own dinner and stop giving it to Russell"

MyBlueEyedBabies replied: We sing Tinkle Tinkle little star too and give threats about no beatings in public.

Other than that

Katy no eating mommy map. How would I figure out where we are going?

Katy no grabbing Matty's boy parts

Matt we don't sit on our sisters head

C&K*s Mommie replied:

I am guilty of letting Kellie (our youngest) slip out with no bottoms on. She is always taking her diapers or pull-ups off. So when I or DH step out for a few moments (the kids make a mad dash for the door) i let her be "free" with only a top on. Why waste a pull-up for 10min outside!

kit_kats_mom replied: ham is not for your head

please stop sweeping your sisters face with the broom

ketchup is not finger paint

coasterqueen replied: Most recent:

"no, you can not be a big brother, it's impossible"

"do not stick your fingers down your sister's throat. If she wants to choke she'll do it herself."

"no, you can not be a boy".

"no, Santa is not going to bring you a boy doll so you can kiss it"

"no frogging (farting) while mommy's wiping your butt"

"yes you can have some lip gloss, but not so you can kiss a boy"

"I don't care if Matthew likes your hair that way".

"no, my breasts are not something to bounce off of, they are not a wall"

Mommy2BAK replied: singing "I see your hiney, its nice and shiney, if you don't hide it, I'm gonna bite it"

"no, no Blakely, we don't poopoo in the bathtub"

"the little old ladies on the motorized carts are not riding the same things that you ride for a quarter at the mall"

My3LilMonkeys replied:
I have actually done this!!! I wasn't even thinking about where I was until a saleclerk came up to me and said "mam, the dressing rooms are over here...."

I have said today:

Please don't bite daddy's nipples

Please don't smoosh your cookie on the crab's cage, the hermit crabs don't want a cookie.

and

Don't put Balmex on the dog.