This proves MEN just don't get it - Lets see if I am the only one who see's

TANNER'S MOM wrote: Okay.. My boss whom I have worked for, for 3 years..and I am close too.. In a boss..employee type of way. We discuss kids, marriage, ex's everything. To be honest for along time I was the only woman in his life except his mother..lol I have even helped him with his kids on more than one occasion. He is a nice guy..not the best looking but Ok.. he is 47.

Well.. he has recently gotten married. He had one other girlfriend..and she liked ME..this one not so much. She came in and gave me the LOOK.. you know up and down..and then kinda did the look away. Well when we attended the wedding she spoke with Randy and NOT me. I wasn't sure what the deal was. Other than.. we all fear the boss and secretary relationship..which isn't what I am.. but i am sure it is what she was fearing.

Well he has been getting our names messed up.. He calls her Melba and me Paula.. in turn. He will look at me and say >.. I told Melba she needed to cook some ribs for me...meaning Paula.. you know. And he does this at home too. And I am sure that doesn't fly right. If it was my man it wouldn't. For me it doesn't matter cause he ain't my man.. you know what I mean..lol

So, today he goes to get his SUV serviced. And he comes back in a MINI VAN just like mine except NEW. He says and I quote.. I know you like yours.. I told Paula she needed one just like yours..so I went and got it. She hasn't seen it yet?? Nope.. she likes Dodges.. but I like yours better so I am taking this one home.. Ok..he then asks me to come out side and look at it. .. to see how much alike they are. Are they the same.. same cargo room..same seats etc. We discuss all the extras , automatic doors, air compressor..everything.

I came in and died laughing. This is not going well. I finally figured out how come this is his 3rd marriage.. he doesn't know ONE thing about woman. Even that would bother me...lol

So, If I don't come for a day or two.. come look for me.. I could be outside work with a new Mini Van tread mark right down my back.

I am laughing.. but this could turn out bad...lolol

ammommy replied: Oh, man, he just doesn't get it. I was reading it going "oh, #&$^ he messed up"
We'll send out the posse if you go AWOL

My3LilMonkeys replied: The man is clueless!

mckayleesmom replied: Melba ...I would be flattered that his wife is threatened....Im so mean..

Boys r us replied: OH MY!!! This man is DENSE!! But as far as you're concerned, you ought to be riding on cloud 9 that he thinks so much of you!!!! This is HYSTERICAL!!


That WAY takes the cake over the mother's day when Rick asked me what I wanted, I said to him..use your head..be creative. So I open my mother's day card and it's a bunch of little loose coupons that say things like, "good for one bubble bath with no kids beating on the door" "good for one romantic dinner" etc..there were about 10 of them.

Okay..I thought, well it's the thought that counts..kind of cheesy, I mean they weren't colored or anything, just printed off on white paper and cut into coupons.
But he did it and that's all that mattered..well about 6 months later he blabbed on himself...HIS SECRETARY DID IT FOR HIM!!! I was so hot with him!! and THEN I was like that little *#$^! You know.. IF my boss was trying to come up with something creative and I had an idea and I offered to do it, I'd make it NICE! I just figured it was a case of woman scorned by another hot man taken off of the market

punkeemunkee'smom replied: I told you look both ways before crossing the parking lot leaving work,Paula...I mean Melba

CantWait replied: Ouch, sounds like he's got some issues. No wonder she don't like you lmao

holley79 replied: Nope just doesn't get it. That is too darn funny. Make sure you get us that tag number so if something does happen we have something to give to the police. It shouldn't be funny but I would be laughing also in your place. In her place would be a different story.

MM'sMama replied: OUCH! I think I'd kick DH in the clueless hinny if he did that.

3xsthefun replied: Wow! That man really is clueless!

My2Beauties replied: Needless to say, I am laughing with you, but if I were her, I'd be maaaaad too! LOL!

TANNER'S MOM replied: Okay.. I am happy for this woman..lol She is gonna give him heck..

She HATED the MiniVan like mine..and she told him she would only get a DODGE>.she didnt' want one like mine..

He said he don't get it.. but when he left.. My assistant and myself died laughing..and gave the woman credit for keeping him on his toes!!!!

Too Funny!

holley79 replied:
She probably feels like I know I would in her place.

MommyToAshley replied: Oh wouldn't you have liked to have been a fly on the wall when he gave her the keys to the mini van!


Mel, you are right, he doesn't get it. But, you know what they say... Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Your boss must think a lot of you.

Kaitlin'smom replied: oh my he is a bit clueless.

USMCwife replied: Very clueless! lol

Maddie&EthansMom replied: What an IDIOT!!!

adixon24 replied: OMG....no he doesnt get it! Get Ready there will probably be a #4!!!! Just Kidding hopefully not. Good Luck with that one!