This might be funny - Don't ever say to a pregnant woman...
moped wrote: I should say things a man should never say to a pregnant woman.......
1. I know how you feel! OMG No you don't actually, I did not know that you had a uterus (sp) - No you don't know how I feel! DH said this to me recently
2. Have you tipped the scale at 200 yet? My boss recently said this to me
3. Oh stop complaining
Anyone like to continue on?????
BAC'sMom replied: You didn't seem this big with your last pregnancy, are you sure we are only having one?
Are you having a Clydesdale?
Was this an oops?
luvmykids replied: I have one for after the pg....
I thought you already had the baby?  FIL thought that would be funny when I walked in the door the first day home after the twins 
My3LilMonkeys replied: Honey, I'm tired...can't you take the trash out/do the laundry/whatever else you've asked DH to do.
Mmmm, this beer (or mixed drink or whatever) tastes sooooo good - are you sure you don't want one?
luvmykids replied: Oh-another one...
I'll be so glad when you're not pg anymore. (YOU think YOU will be happy? DUH!)
And this one...
Do you think you'll feel like dtd right away?
MotherForever2043 replied: We're having a baby?! (No, I'M having a baby!)
lovemy2 replied: When I was in labor with Olivia all I wanted to do was walk - it was the only way I felt good - so round and round we went on the maternity floor -
DH "How much longer are we going to walk?"
ME "Until this **&^%$$ baby falls out of me"
DH "How much longer do you think that will take"
ME "Do I look like I have the baby's coming out now crystal ball on me right now?"
MY MOM (who was with us) "Ummm Dave, I think you should shut your mouth now and keep on walking"  
AND
We were at a party about 3 days before I had Olivia - my friend's son who was maybe about 5 at the time looked at me and says - "Boy are you fat" - I burst into tears and went and told his parents on him
amynicole21 replied: "are your ankles SUPPOSED to look like that?"
moped replied: OMG you guys are killing me
jacobsmama replied: How about:
Why do you feel sick I thought that it was called Morning sickness???
You are so big I wonder how much he weighs? (NO he doesn't weight 40lbs! )
wow! You haven't had that baby yet??? Ummm WTH do you think?
Can I touch your belly?? (hands already on it! )
moped replied:
Thats a classic!
Cece00 replied: Did you notice how big your butt has gotten?
Thanks to my DH If we hadnt been friends for so long before we married (and thusly picked on each other A LOT before then), I might've killed him for that comment.
Danalana replied: I haven had any of this happen to me, yet. Except for people asking to touch my belly, while they are already touching it
DH has been coached by a few fathers in our church, so now he just does the "bear attack" stance. This means that he doesn't say anything without lowering his head as if to defend himself  He actually hasn't said anything dumb yet...not about my body or the pregnancy...yet.
One thing I have gotten a lot, though, is other people's labor and delivery horror stories. For some reason, women LOVE telling pregnant women how they ripped from stem to stern and are probably incontinent as a result 
moped replied:
Oh yeah I have had that lots too - isn't it funny!!!!
A&A'smommy replied: Ya'll are SOOO funny!!!!
How aboutt he constant "are you okay?" "do you need to sit down" "can you pick this up" (something light) that drives me CRAZY i'm pregnant not diseased
moped replied:
WHAT - I would welcome DH doing all that stuff!!!!!
Danalana replied:
I don't know...I might take advantage of that one, Jessica
A&A'smommy replied:
oh NO its NOT dh its everyone else.. I would LOVE for dh to treat me like that but that NOT happen  
Danalana replied: You should use it everywhere....
"Well, I WOULD do _____________________, BUT...I'm pregnant."
TheOaf66 replied: with your constant getting up from bed at night...it keeps me awake
you're awfully crabby.
(I always thought before I spoke during this time)
my favorites while she is in labor
...the kids wanna know what you have planned for dinner
...does this TV get ESPN
...is this gonna be much longer, I am getting kinda tired
not the best moment for men sometimes I agree
Danalana replied: That's awesome, Troy!
My2Beauties replied: Are you still tired?
Watch out, she's backing up...(DH was good at this one, since my butt got so big while I was pregnant with both kids)
Awwww you look so cute...(I don't know why but I got so sick of this, because obviously I didn't feel cute at all, I just wish they would have found something else to say all the time...I know I'mw eird )
Oh wow you look like you're about to pop...meanwhile I'd be only 6 or 7 months preggo
lisar replied:
That was one I always got when pg with Lexi.
Hillbilly Housewife replied: my favorite thing was when complete strangers would ask me when I was due, i'd look at them all sad looking and tell them "what do you mean?" or "what?! I'm not even pregnant!!"
made my day.
Calimama replied: The worst is when people tell you how bad labor hurts, and they can't just say it hurts, they have to add dramatical effect.
mysweetpeasWil&Wes replied: DH didn't really say anything too bad....But I do remember him saying "I'm hungry" a lot while I was in labor. Or he would bring food into my room and the smell would make me want to vomit. He would say "well I have to eat". Another one while in labor "I'm sooooooo tired" or telling everyone "I've been up allllll night". Oh poor you!
Oh and the best one when my milk came in "Your boobs are HUGE!" with a big smirk on his face. Lovely.
TheOaf66 replied:
I am guilty of this, they day she went in for her stress test and sent us to the hospital right away...she couldn't eat but I had to so I went to Subway and got a sub and I had to eat it there because I didn't want to miss anything...it wasnt' to torture her.
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