TRUE CONFESSIONS - RATED PG..LOL
TANNER'S MOM wrote: Ok, I want to confess and be atoned or something like that...Well, I really want to know I am not the only one who is crazy.
True Confession Number One:
Last night I acted like I was sick, and DH finished supper just so I could watch American Idol. Then b/c I was "sick" I didnt' even do the dishes after supper and left them.. This is something I never do.
Confession Number Two:
I have a friend who is very long winded..She begans a story at least from the point of when she woke up...She asked me for my cell number and I lied and said it was for work, and I couldn't use it except for emergency just to keep from giving her the number
Confession Number Three:
I flirt alot with a kid at the grocery store who carries out my groceries...I would never do anything. But he is the perfect 19 year old male...and I always tip him 5.00 to carry out my groceries for his college fund...
Ok, I am not a big liar I hope my post doesn't seem this way..
Anyone else care to join in cleansing their soul's...???????+
JessC replied: I will be glad to confess.
Confession Number 1:
My relationship isnt going that well lately,  so when I drive past chris and he waves at me I pretend I didnt see him so that I dont have to call him. Or tell him I had my stereo up loud so I didnt have to call him.
Confession Number 2:
I have a guy friend that he doesnt know about. He has always has something good to say to me and thinks I am just "beautiful"  I chat with him on msn. We would NEVER do anything though.
Confession Number 3:
I talk to my guy friend about 1 every 3 weeks. He doesnt know, because my guy friends name in my cell phone is the same as one of my best friends, so I put it has "her" fax number.
----->I feel really bad about posting this now. I feel bad that I dont tell chris everything but he would flip if I would tell him. And he kinda knows who he is, and he knows that he has a thing for me... but yet again I would never do anything with him. He understands where I come from when I talk to him. He is a good listener. I have known him longer than since me and chris were going out. 
JessC replied: Also forgot to add, chris cheated on me with 4 or 6 girls. This really hurt my feelings. I still dont know the number because he freaks out even if I mention it. but its like I would really like to know. 
Maddie&EthansMom replied: Confession Number One: I had a dream about my high school sweetheart the other night and it made me sad the entire next day.  This isn't the first time it has happened, either. It usually happens when I am feeling neglected by Scotty b/c of his job.
Confession Number Two: In these dreams I leave Scotty to be with my high school sweetheart. (there was a time when I came to a crossroads IRL with these two. I made the choice to be with Scotty) In my dream I guess I am reliving that but I made the decision to be with the high school sweetheart instead. I often wonder what my life would have been like. In my dream I end up bawling and running back to Scotty.
loveydad replied: I seceretly feel horrible about the way my kids act sometimes. But I don't feel like I can do anything- at least not for Henry.
I seceretly want more children. and I really want to take in anotehr child from the twibbles mommy.
I lie. I don't mean to.
I hate HATE this dog- we babysit it sometimes. It's ugly and fat and annoying!!
I'll post more lateer.
ediep replied: I always let the machine answer when FIL calls. If DH gets the message and asks why I didn't answer I tell him that I was putting Jay in the tub or changing his diaper.
I have had dreams about high school crushes
gr33n3y3z replied: I would have to say when my Mom was at deaths door for over a year in pain from breast cancer I would pray for God to take her every night.
She died when she was 50 got cancer at the age of 46
mckayleesmom replied: 1. I have been having really wierd dreams lately that dh dies and I move back to my hometown and start dating my best friend Christopher  . He was the guy friend I told everything to in high school and helped me with my problems and knows stuff about my past that not even dh knows about. The other day I found out he is engaged and Im kind of sad...I feel like Im losing my friend and Im kind of homesick..so I think that is causing it. I use to find comfort in him with my problems and I miss that lately I guess.
2. I always let my dh get away with telling me white lies about stupid stuff...then I kick myself later for not calling him on them
3. I hate dh's cooking,,,but I lie and suck it up
4. If dh decides to stay in recruiting he gets duty station of his choice and he wants to go to florida....I want to go home and I dont think he will agree to it...which makes me incredibly sad
5. I secretly think of ways to do something mean to my ex fiancee...I have never acted on it,,,but I would love to set him on fire or something...lol. Mainly because after 5 years he still makes comments about me to MY friends and it drives me nuts.
6. I hate cooking
A&A'smommy replied: Number 1: I still wonder if one day I will end up with my old sweetheart (he told my mom when I was 13 that he was going to marry me). I dream about him often and when I found out his wife was pregnant (a girl I took dance with for two years) my heart fell in my stomach and when she had the baby it hurt even more.... I feel bad about it but I can't help it... I know its stupid and unrealistic and eventually I will let him go.
and number 2: My worst fear is loosing Jeremiah and him cheating on me I dream about that often and wake up the next morning feeling miserable!
Number 3: I talk WAY too much whenever I get around someone I don't see often of whenever Jeremiah comes home I talk a lot but thats mostly because I'm at home all the time by myself 
TeagansMom609 replied: I have a crush on my boss. Today he asked me if after his surgery this week if I would take him to physical therapy 3 times a week on my way home from work and I said yes.  I dont know if that means anything. My husband isnt happy about that considering I had a one year relationship when I was 18 with my old boss.
Des replied: Confession 1: i think my children's paed is the hottest thing on two legs....and i sometimes just want to take my kids for a checkup at the drop of a hat! *blush*
Confession 2: i would lurve to contact my first love - and see how his life is going - he has moved to a different country now - so it would be pretty hard getting hold of him.
Kirstenmumof3 replied: Confession Number One: I love my children very much, but recently came to realize that I am not cut out to be a Stay at Home Mom. I feel really guilty about this, because aren't all moms supposed to want to stay at home with there children?
Confession Number Two: I love Caller ID because I can choose who I want to talk too. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk to a certain friend.
Confession Number Three: I purposely stay away from home in the evenings (when I ever go out) longer than I should, only so I won't have to deal with the tension between my DH and I. I keep having these dreams that we seperate and my life is so much better. That is just awful and I really don't know why I think like this.
first-time-expecting replied: Confesion number one (now no one will think badly of my right?)
I sometime wish my DH was never married before and had never had a child with his ex so we could both go through this for the first time together.
Confession number two : I had a really sweet dream about my ex feance last nigh and well I sort of miss him. Do get me wrong I love my DH but....I guess it is fun to dream sometimes
Confession number three : I wonder if I am really ready to ahve this baby and be a mom I mean I thought I was but now I just don't know I really miss being able to do the stuff I used to do and then I feel worse for feeling that way
Anyway here they are I know this is an interesting first impression of me.
Boys r us replied: 1) Sometimes I make up things that I need at the store just so I can get away..when the kids are driving me crazy at night.
2) sometimes when I'm "with" DH I almost say someone else's name, this happens way to frequently!
3) I think about 1 ex in particular a lot(not that I would EVER want him back..just he has always had some "spell" on me) and I've even tried to look up his phone number recently. and sometimes on the way to Rick's grandparents, I go a CERTAIN way just to drive past his parents house to see if maybe I see him over there.
4) I looked at a playgirl mag with my boss last week at work...and afterwards I felt truely blessed with what I have at home. haa
5) I can't stand my own best friend anymore, after 10 years 
kit_kats_mom replied: 1. I run my house like a nazi and honestly feel sorry for my DH sometimes. I just can't stop myself though. It's a total control thing and I can't relax until it's clean and orderly.
2. I let Lauren nurse all the time because it puts her to sleep.
3. I spend way too much time visiting this board
4. I sometimes pretend to be in a bad mood just so DH will unload the dishwasher or take K out in the evenings
5. I have a mean streak...or at least I used too. I once had some guy friends take the wheels off of my boyfriends car when I caught him in a club with a girl. They left it up on blocks in the parking lot.  For the same guy, I called his house and pretended to do a survey. That's how I found out he was married and that the woman living with him was not his roomate. I also broke into his house after finding out he was married and cut all of the buttons off of all of his shirts and pants & stole all of his shoelaces. He was a clothes horse so this cut him to the quick. There was also a girl in highschool who was a total spoiled, mean spirited, twit. I got into her car in August and stuck sardines and shrimp deep into the a/c vents of her new car.
6. I will nurse in public and I actually get a thrill out of seeing disaproving looks from other people. I sit there and think of the snappy comeback's I'll have if they say anything to me about it and I kind of hope they will. For example, we were at a steak house a few weeks back and there was a table of fat old ladies next to us. I nursed Lauren and could see them shaking their heads in horror. If any of them had the gall to say anything to me I was all ready with a retort. I'm so childish sometimes. How's that for passive agressive? LOL
Sunflower04 replied: 1. I love my hubby but sometimes I think that we have changed so much over the years and that we aren't meant to be together. I feel like I work too hard to keep things going at times. We did start dating when I was 17 and now 10 yrs later as the years go by we just have different goals... 
Wow I never told anyone that.... I feel so guilty now.
2. I have a slight crush on one of my bosses...
3. I wish I had a best friend that I was super close too. The kind that you talk to every day and hang with on the weekends with her hubby and kids... And do eveything with.
4. I have only been "with" my hubby but I have dreams at night about what it would be like to be with another man. Not one man for say, just another man.
5. I sell Avon on the side and I hate it... 
mckayleesmom replied:
I am ROTFL.. ....Remind me not to piss you off anytime soon.
kit_kats_mom replied:
I'm no where near as creative anymore.  That was back in the days before I realized how my actions really effected others.
I used to be the person to come too in High School & College for ideas on how to get back at those who ticked you off though. 
My2Beauties replied: 1. I talk to myself when I am alone
2. I can be very mean and spiteful and a brat basically sometimes, I feel sorry for Brian sometimes when it comes to me because when I'm in a "mood" it's my way or the highway
3. I talk about my friends a lot behind their backs nowadays because I think most of them have throw their lives away by doing drugs, dating idiots, and making nothing of themselves
4. I imagine too many guys naked all the time
5. When I was younger I stole a lot of clothes from department stores (I stopped when I was 16 ok), but I really had a problem, my friend and I would go steal hundreds of dollars worth of clothes and never got caught Makes me feel like a bad person now because that isn't the type of person I am and I would never EVER NEVER EVER steal from anyone's home or anything like that, just had expensive taste with a not so expensive income 
6. I think about what my ex is doing a lot, not because I wonder what if, but because he was a genuinely good person and I would like to remain friends, but I think that would drive Brian bonkers
7. I am jealous of Brian's friendships with his friends, I'm not close to any of my friends like he is anymore
8. I look at other women's butts and size them up and compare them to mine  (I think we all do this though )
9. When mom takes Hanna on Sundays I secretly am thanking Oh Man finally some peace and quiet....does that sound terrible
kit_kats_mom replied: Now that I started confessing, I just can't stop.
A boyfriend in HS cheated on me and slept with the school "ho". I was friends with his sister and went over to hang at their house one day when he was gone. I snuck in his room and rubbed fiberglass insulation in some of his boxers. He had the "wicked itch" for awhile and I soon heard rumors that the girl had given him some sort of STD.
I'm not proud of it but I will admit that it was pretty good
Sunflower04 replied:
OMG! I am going to stay on your good side.
mammag replied: Cary! That is good!!! Did he ever find out what you did??? Too funny!!!
Mommy2BAK replied:
HAHAHA!!! That was a good one!!! WTG! 
Des replied: HUGE CONFESSION:
i LOVE that you guys are so darn honest!!
i have chatted on many boards - and i have yet to come across such honesty!!
Boys r us replied: I have one more confession adn I'll be honest, this one..I can't believe I'm admitting..b/c I embarrass myself just saying that I do this...
I've become a REALLY evil person in my head..lol
Like I'll be walking down the hallway at work and someone will pass me and just happen to look at me..not like stare or anything..just look my way and in my head..I get really irritated and I don't know why..but I think to myself..what the F are you looking at you nasty tramp! LOL..OMG.. This is SO out of character for me, I can get along with most anyone, and I would NEVER DREAM of saying something like this out loud, but I'm afraid one day I might accidentally!
redchief replied: Good Lord I'm boring.
Maddie&EthansMom replied: LOL Redchief!!
Here's more:
I don't go to church as often as I used to and I'm disappointed in myself
I say WAY too many bad words
I hate housework and my house stays pretty messy
My attitude really STINKS and it makes me mad to see what I have become. I wish I were a more patient, kind and loving person
And Cary, we are too much alike in that sense! I can TOTALLY see me doing those things!! 
My2Beauties replied:
You know I find myself lashing out in my head like that too sometimes..
A&A'smommy replied: I have another confession
today my MIL came over and was telling all about dhs docters app. (thats another post btw) and then comparing it to when he was sick like this a while back and all I could do was rush out of the room so I could "put the dog out" and the WHOLE time I was driving her home I was thinking horrible thoughts about her I'm actually sad about that because even though she can be really evil she can also be a real life saver 
I'm sleeping downstairs tonight because it makes me nervouse to be around dh when he is sick
JessC replied: boyrus... your funny that sounds alot like me too. If somebody gives me the "bad" look than I am like geese what did that freaking biotch want?
But I dont ever say anything cause I would think it would make chris embarressed. hes all dont say that .
kit_kats_mom replied: I wake up every morning, hoping that today is the day that both of my girls will wait until DH has them before they poop. That way, he has to change the offending diaper.
TANNER'S MOM replied: I spent alot of money this week on me! I bought 3 new shirts and a couple of new books and never mentioned it to DH..except to say that I was broke!
Hee Hee..
5littleladies replied: I'm a terrible housewife-my house is in a habitual state of disaster.
I have been really sick with this pregnancy but there have been quite a few times when I just milked it so Dh would make dinner or clean the kitchen.
I keep dreaming about my old youth pastor who I had a huge crush on in High School. I still absolutely adore him, but not in that way. Last night I dreamed he kissed me. Thank goodness Brianna woke me up right at that time or who knows what would have happened.
jcc64 replied: Late to this thread, as usual.
Well, there was the time I baked a birthday cake for a particular college roommate,( who I absolutely hated), with an entire box of chocolate Ex Lax in it. When he seemed genuinely pleased that I had baked him a cake despite our strained relationship, for a split second I felt really guilty.
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