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Stupidest baby name ever?


amynicole21 wrote: ESPN. Another couple has named their son ESPN. What is wrong with these people? This is the same as me naming my kid Discovery Health Channel. Can't you think of something else in the sports category to name your kid? blink.gif

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: Man, that ain't right.

mom2my2cuties replied: Gosh - I wonder if parents actually realize thier childs name DIRECTLY impacts thier childs future.

There was a recent study and it showed this. I wish I could remember where I saw it - Probably Wired or something like that. But it showed how if the child had an unusual name that employers and universities would skip over those to get to those names who are more normal...It was really interesting.

mckayleesmom replied: That one girl...Shannon Sholomon or whatever...named her kid AUDIO SCIENCE.......It sounds like a college course.

mom2my2cuties replied:
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I can just see the people trying to say that kids Name ESPEN EZPEN smile.gif

blink.gif As for Audio Science wacko.gif


mckayleesmom replied: biggrin.gif I meant Sussoman not sholoman...

MomToJade&Jordan replied: Does that mean I can name my next child TLC? rolleyes.gif So stupid. dry.gif

Boys r us replied: FReaks! wacko.gif

CantWait replied: WOW huh.gif

mckayleesmom replied: Im going to name my next child Mtv rolling_smile.gif

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: I am leaning towards PC personally.

mckayleesmom replied: Isn't Oxygen a beautiful name.?? rolling_smile.gif

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: How about AMC? Or TCM?

BAC'sMom replied: I have a friend that knows a little boy named Abcde. huh.gif

People are just weird! wacko.gif

paradisemommy replied: Animal Planet rolling_smile.gif

huggybugboy replied: no joke, there is a kid in my class named Disney. rolleyes.gif

OH and I almost forgot, I just lost a girl to another school. her name was Reality.

ashtonsmama replied: Are you joking?
ohmy.gif dry.gif

C&K*s Mommie replied:
a big resounding YES!!! rolleyes.gif

All the other joke names are hilarious! emlaugh.gif
For the ones children really were named ridiculous names (Reality, ABCDE) rolleyes.gif ~~ God help those kids. sleep.gif

paradisemommy replied: omg..i thought Abcde was a local thing... rolling_smile.gif

luvmykids replied:
I saw that too, sad but true.

Idiots. If my parents named me something freaky like that I'd spend a lot of time plotting my revenge mad.gif

MoonMama replied: Oy! ohmy.gif And I thought my nephew had is bad with Elway. blink.gif blink.gif

Nina J replied: Some people are nuts wacko.gif There is a celebrity with a son called Pilot Inspektor rolling_smile.gif

redplaydoh replied: I have a friend whose mother is a teacher. At one time she had a little girl in her class that claimed her doctor named her. Her mother saw the bracelet they put on her after birth and liked the name FEMALE. But they pronounced it Femolly... and she told us another story of another student (boy) named Pajamas.

My mom had a handyman working for her, his first name was Phurious and last name was Fountain. Phurious Fountain... go figure!

mom2my2cuties replied:
I told my husband - The day I turned 10 I would emancipate and change my name.

Hillbilly Housewife replied:
You'd think they'd have a legal name change by the time they were of age to get in university... rolleyes.gif

mom2my2cuties replied: Actually in most places you have to be 18 in order to request a name change.

My2Beauties replied:
OMG Seriously there is a man at work who has a child named Abcde - I swear. I process all of our court ordered health care coverages right now and whenever we get a court order I have to make sure they are already covered and if not I have to enroll the child under their current plan or if they have waived I have to enroll them in our default plan (don't ask me why I'm in payroll and I have to do this) but I think I showed everyone in the office that court document that day, I was like look at this kid's name this man seriously did not name his kid this....Abcde! huh.gif

My2Beauties replied:
OK this is hilarious another OMG, Dh's ex-girlfriend, her little girl's name is Disney. I always told DH that was the stupidest name for a child. He always said he thought so too the whole entire time he dated her tongue.gif

BAC'sMom replied: LOL makes me kids names look normal.

I also know a America and she has a cousin named Tejas. I can't this crap up. tongue.gif

mom2my2cuties replied:
Tejas is actually a VERY popular name in Texas.

C&K*s Mommie replied: iagree.gif If you are not a prodigy going for higher education at the age of 12, rather you are the average of university students you should have enough common sense to change your name.

I could not wait to get rid of my first name that was given to me at birth. I hated it. Once I got married I dropped it. If I were those children with funky names I would be jumping at the bit to change my legal first name at the first chance I got.

TheOaf66 replied: wacko.gif I just feel for the poor kid when he gets to school

I think NFL would be a good name for our next kid rolleyes.gif

Our Lil' Family replied:
I'm still trying to figure out how to pronounce this?!

holley79 replied: I'm sorry btu that is just wrong. Why dont' these people have more imagination and think of the lasting effects these names are going to have on their kids.

I thought long and hard before I settled on the name of Annika. Everyone is forever going to say it wrong but hopefully Annika can correct them. blush.gif

BAC'sMom replied:
That is where I am from (Texas) but I still would not name MY kid that. wink.gif

lisar replied: If I was there kid I would legally have my name changed as soon as I could.

mom2my2cuties replied:


I think there - it's cultral

Maddie&EthansMom replied:
Kidd Kraddick was talking about this the other day. It's so true.

Maddie&EthansMom replied: I went to school with a boy by the name of Dramatic Detail laugh.gif

Boo&BugsMom replied:
Yes, the lead actor Jason Lee on My Name Is Earl! Crazy! What is wrong with these people?!

stella6979 replied: I read a news article about this Mother who had twin boys and named them Supreme Knowledge and Sincere Understanding. sad.gif

Boo&BugsMom replied:
rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif OMG!

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: I did blood work on a kiddo named Kocane. Kid you not.

skinkybaby replied: I have a cousin who named her little boy Chance. Thats not so bad right? Wrong. She named him Chance because there's a chance it's not her husband's kid. blink.gif

PrairieMom replied: My sister has a friend who was flipping through a Victoria's secret catalogue and found her baby girls name. Pajama. I kid you not. The mom had never Seen the word Pajama printed before, and throught it was pronunced Pa-ja-May. It acutally sounds kinda pretty and exotic, but they spelled it Pajama. Poor kid.

Kaitlin'smom replied: where is the shaking head in disbelif smilie?

why do parents do that...

okay here is one for you

last name was PIG guess what they named there kids?

Ima
Youra

growl.gif IDOTS growl.gif

I can olny imigime the ridacule they got growing up

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: There's a Greene family in my home town. Kids names... Jade and Forrest

Brias3 replied: People are so STRANGE!

We actually have friends with a son named Espen and I like the sound of it but I agree it WOULD have looked really tacky as ESPN, which I believe would also be pronounced the same way.


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