Spin Off from Boo&BugsMom - Any Other Thought Provokers
lovemy2 wrote: I got a couple
Why is there an expiration date on Sour Cream????
Or why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways???
moped replied: 
grapfruit replied: Who tastes the dog food to know it has "New and Improved Taste!" ??
punkeemunkee'smom replied: Who are the 3 out of 4 dentists/doctors/comsumers? Where are they? Are they the same ones that answer over and over? 
luvmykids replied:
TheOaf66 replied: How important does someone have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered
Why do people say "I slept like a baby" when babies wake up at night all the time
Why is bra singular and panties plural
Who was the first person to look at a cows utter and go "hmmm, I think I will squeeze those things and drink what comes out"
Why do they tell you to smile for your drivers license picture...when you get stopped will you be smiling?
If you are driving a hearse with a body in it, can you use the car pool lane?
Why could the professor on Gilligans Island build a radio out of coconuts and all that other stuff but couldn't fix a hole in a boat?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches
If we wear clothes in heaven, do we have to wear the clothes we were buried in?
indywndy_04 replied: Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Kentuckychick replied: What happens if you get scared half to death twice???
Why is the show called "Unsolved Mysteries?" If they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries!
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that say "Caution; may cause drowsiness"
If an atheist goes to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Boo&BugsMom replied: Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
PrairieMom replied:
oooohhhh. don't get me started. 
Boo&BugsMom replied:
Uh oh. I sense you have a story to share? Start a thread! 
TheOaf66 replied: Why do people go to the top of a tall building and pay money to look at stuff on the ground
Why are you IN a movie but ON TV
If you drink Pepsi at the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why do we get 2 people to choose from for President but 50 for Miss America?
If a deaf person goes to court...is it still called a hearing?
lovemy2 replied: 
Love all of these - so much better than all those death and dying threads on here today.....
redplaydoh replied: How do they do quality control checks on rectal thermometers???
Kentuckychick replied:
EWWWWW!!!!
moped replied: And who is the 5th dentist that doesn't recomment Colgate ro Crest?
HuskerMom replied: You guys are so funny!
If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?
In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?
my2monkeyboys replied: What was the person thinking who first ate an egg????
mom21kid2dogs replied: Who first looked at a worm and said "Hey! Wonder if you could catch a fish with that thing?"
tammyhopkins replied: Ok those are the funniest thoughts, Need a good laugh on thursday
Mommy2Isabella replied: * Who tastes dog food to know its New and Improved ? *
Isabella does!
CantWait replied:
punkeemunkee'smom replied: Yes I actually do think these things.....
Why do people always comment on the weather? #1) 'It is hot outside'...Yep, it is SUMMER in TEXAS. or 'Sure is chilly out there.'-Yep, they call this season WINTER am I senseing a theme?
Why do doctors ask you what you think would/or want to help you feel better? UHHH Can't tell ya Doc-if I could I probably wouldn't be HERE.
If you only took baths-would you ever really be clean? Aren't you just sitting in the dirt that was on you in the first place? 
How do they have solar power,windtricity,water generators that power whole cities and yet they still can't make a car that gets over 30MPG?
Why do they make ANYTHING spandex in sizes over size 4? Same goes for bikinis....I am gonna leave the rest of this thought unfinished
This is the one that has really been bugging me lately-
Globes were first made hundreds even thousands of years ago by men who had sailed around the world and drawn maps of the land masses as they perceived themHow is it that now from space we see the exact shape of the continents they drew????Were they really that adept at guessing the shape of the land? 
My3LilMonkeys replied:
My DH works for a Coca Cola distributor....they are not allowed any Pepsi products on premises.....that includes food from restaurants that are affiliated with Pepsi such as Taco Bell.
MyBrownEyedBoy replied: Why do we say "It's always in the last place you look." Hello, who would keep looking after you found it.
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