Speaking of chunky monkies

luvmykids wrote: Has anyone else heard of "fat baby lines"? I have a little crease on my arms, right below my elbow, and my mom to this day says they're my "fat baby lines" and that when someone has those it means they were a chunky monkey. Is that true?

I feel silly for asking, but with my parents you just never know....they told me lasagna noodles grew on trees, too

Calimama replied: I have never heard of that!! I bet Dr. Oz would know.. call into Oprah.

luvmykids replied:

CantWait replied: Are you serious????

With the way the threads are going lately, one can never be to sure.

luvmykids replied:
About what....the lasagna noodles growing on trees?

CantWait replied:
Baby Fat Lines.

I'm looking at my elbows and they have dents in them.

Hillbilly Housewife replied:
*snort*

You mean they DON'T??

luvmykids replied:
Apparantly not

I believed that one for way too long

Hillbilly Housewife replied: I thought it did?! My friend's a Pastafarian, and SWEARS the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches the treetops with is noodly appendages to make the pasta grow... ?

Is he wrong? is his religion a sham?!

luvmykids replied:

Hillbilly Housewife replied:
SEE?

LASAGNA TREE.

Booya.

luvmykids replied: Yeah, but that tree doesn't have noodles growing from it I'm not that easily fooled.

Danalana replied: I used to think clouds were mashed potatoes (WHITE clouds, that is), but not because anybody told me. I came tot hat brilliant conclusion myself. I was crushed when I found out the truth...that was a tough senior year

Kentuckychick replied:

Hillbilly Housewife replied:
Well no, duh, that's just the offering to the god of tree-noodles.

Geez.

Cece00 replied: Well I was a lard a$$ as a baby & I dont have those, so I'm gonna go with no

holley79 replied:



I havne't heard that one. Guess it's off to google world again.