Speaking of bad words

mckayleesmom wrote: What words do your kids say wrong that sound like bad words...



When Russell says READY, SET, BLAST OFF it sounds like READY , SET, F&^K OFF.....

Calimama replied: Sit. For some reason when she's saying that it sounds like the other one.

mckayleesmom replied:
Mckaylee did that one too.....My grandma even popped her in the mouth a couple times before I could come in and rescue her....

Calimama replied:
DH was on the phone yesterday and she was telling me to sit and he goes, "what are you teaching my baby!?"

ZandersMama replied: my brother had a speech impediment when we were kids. He always called this one particular woman sunk, we couldnt figure out why. So eventually he started speech theraphy, and a few weeks later we figured it out. Dad didnt really like this woman and would say that old C*&^ is back again. lol. a little reversed i know but was so funny at the time. Thats my dad, very tactful lol.

sparkys2boys replied:
That's what I wanna know to..lol!! Just wait til I show your dh this pic Mia is holding in your siggy!! How ya gonna explain that huh huh

MoonMama replied: Braedin doesn't have any that sound bad....yet but duck sounds like dunk.

Calimama replied:
Better than...

Well yeah you get it..

Calimama replied:
He saw it. He thought it was hilarious.

lovemy2 replied: Olivia's favorite movie when she was younger was the Fox and the Hound - but it sounded like the F*&^ and the Hound when she said it - DH used to ask her about a hundred times a day - "Olivia wants your favorite movie" and she would dutifully reply - "The &*() and the Hound Daddy"

Teesa®© replied: Most children go through the Fire Fk stage, but mine never did but, it could be because we always called them PyroMobiles

There was one word that I always had to tell DS to annunciate better because it sounded bad, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was.

DH always laughs when I try to get the children to annunciate better... because I say "bat-tery" instead of "baddery" like every one else

So I started teaching them kewl words like bioluminescence and anti-disestablishmentarianism. Funny though, the one they just can't seem to say is croissant and they love them. I told them the other day that if they can't say it, they can't have any

Bamamom replied: When Tripp says apple it sounds like @$$. It's pretty darn funny! Imagine - "Mama I wants some ___ for snack"

kit_kats_mom replied:
Katherine's Fox and the hound sounded like that too.

She also really got me one time. I came home from doing something and K came to the garage to meet me. She said "daddy F*$%er". I said what, she said it again and again and again. I was getting really steamed, like what was your father doing while I was gone and who was he doing it with. The next day, we went to the garage again and she points to daddys car and says it again...what she was REALLY saying was "Daddy's fast car"

redchief replied:
You called fire frucks pyromobiles? Shame on you!

I don't really remember any of my kids mispronouncing words and having them come out like bad words, but I'm old and have CRS (you know, can't remember sh#7).

MoonMama replied:

~Roo'sMama~ replied: The only one I can think of is when Andrew says frog it sounds like the f word.

Brias3 replied: I remember when we first moved back to the States, it was summertime and we would always eat lunch out by the pool out back. Mason was always wanting to just eat on the ground on top a beach towel and lo and behold would always find ants. Being only 2 at the time, his speech was still a bit unclear for certain words and so him yelling "Go away ants!!" would sound like "Go away a**!" and he'd seriously yell this for five minutes straight. I'm sure the neighbors loved us

TBH, I'm not proud to admit this, but most of the time, if the kids said a curse word, they were actually meaning to use the word and often times did in the proper context too So much for watching our language, huh Bruce???

Teesa®© replied:
We also call Ambulances Boo Boo Buses. We couldn't come up with one for Police cars that wasn't nice... DonutMobile was the closest we got but we don't say it.

flirtycuddle replied: When my daughter was 8 months she started saying ask but of course it sounded like a$$ some how. We went to a play date wiht a mommy group and out ofher mouth that comes. The moms look at me with that "what did she just say" look and I explained but wasn't soon enough to stop her cuz one of the kids that were 2 were repeating what it sounded like not what it was lol. Yea I felt bad but luckly they thought it was funny and we had to stop the 2 yr old who was confused since my girl said it but he couldn't lol.

TheOaf66 replied: back in the day the first one that made me laugh was when Tanner was real big into Thomas the tank engine and he liked Percy but at the time could not pronounce "R"s so use your imagination there

then last year was when he discovered rhyming and wanted to rhyme all the time

truck
sit

etc

he would just go through the ABC's and use every letter

lisar replied: Well when Raygen says Snicker it sounds like she is saying niger. And thats not a word I let them use or even hear. I dont think Raygen has ever even heard that word before. But try being in line somewhere and her yelling for a snicker. Its really embarassing.

lisar replied:
Oh I get it. LOL....

Bamamom replied: I have to add this story -

A friend of mine married a girl who had a little boy who was about three. The LOVES this kid and spends lots of time with him. Since my friend is a teacher he had the summer off. His mom comes home and the conversation goes like this -

Mom - Hey baby what did you and daddy to today?
Jacob - Me and daddy went to the dollar whore.
Mom - You did what?
Jacob - We went to the dollar whore, the dollar whore. Me daddy loves the dollar whore.

At this point the mom is getting concerned. Then Jacob adds - Then we went to the grocery whore, and the toy whore...


whore = store


It mispronounced it for like a year. It was tooo darlin'.