Snickle Pottydunkin

My2Beauties wrote: This is freaking hilarious:

My new name is Snickle Pottydunkin
Brian's name is Dorky Pottydunkin
Hanna is Sloopy Pottydunkin
and
Desiree is Snooty Pottydunkin

LOL my dad is Crusty Farklelickin
and my mom is Gizzard Farklelickin



We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.



Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
including the person that sent it to you.



Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not.


Here is your dose of humor...



A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to
the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.



The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

dolfinrse replied: Oh no, my name is Sloopy Chickensniffer!!

Jamison'smama replied: OMG I'm Crusty Chickenbutt

Jamielou replied: That is hilarious

Mine is Sleezy Wafflebrains
Glen is Crusty Chickendoodle
Laney is Sloopy Chickendoodle
Carley is Dorfus Wafflebrains

My2Beauties replied:
LMAO!!! HA HA HA HA! OK I'm outta breath now! This email had me absolutely laughing my socks off!

TANNER'S MOM replied: Ok I got a good one!

I am BOOBIE CHUCKLEDOODLE!


lololol

mom2tripp replied: This is so fun

I'm DORKY CHUCKLE FACE

MY HUSBAND SAL IS BOOBIE CHUCKLEFACE

AND TRIPP IS THE SAME AS ME DORKY CHUKCLE FACE

kit_kats_mom replied: Crusty Chicken butt?!? ROFL

Our families last name is Gizzardlips.
I'm Dorfus
DH is Sloopy
Katherine is Tootsie
Lauren is Dipsy

& I had to do my mom too...she's snooty rinodunkin

JessC replied: Snooty Dippinsniffer


That was fun!

mckayleesmom replied: Dorky Chucklebreath....

Kaitlin'smom replied:
oh I needed a good laugh

I am

Snickle Chickenhump

Jamison'smama replied: Poor Jama is: Sleezy Chickenbutt
Jack-- Goober Chickenbutt
DH-- Sloopy Chickenbutt

What a lovely family name we share--Chickenbutt

~KARA~ replied: Ok here goes!

Kara(me) Dorfus Wafflelips
Adam(dh)Snickle Wafflelips
Tatum(dd) tootsieWafflelips
Maddison(dd) cheesy Wafflelips
Kaden(baby) cheesy Wafflelips

A&A'smommy replied: Okay we are the FarkleButts lol

Me - Snooty
Jeremiah is - Dorfus
And Alyssa is -Dinky

Insanemomof3 replied: LOL!

Me- Sloopy Dippinsprinkles
Jaymz- Dinky Dippinsprinkles
Tristan- Dorky Dippinsprinkles
Demetrius- Sleezy Dippinsprinkles

That is too funny.

luvbug00 replied: Ohh can't breath!!!!! Hello everyone this is :

cheezy pottysquirt

Mya is snickle pottyfrack


That is soo great thanks for sharring with us!

amymom replied: Oh I remember when my son did this to me. I used to hate those books, but hey he was reading, so what could I say!!
I will have to figure ours out later when I have more time.

MM'sMama replied: LMBO

I'm: Dorfus Rhinopants
DH (Brian) and Brice are both: Dorky Rhinopants

ions_momma replied: LOL! This is hilarious!

I am Doombah Dippindoodle
My DH is Tootsie Dippindoodle
My DS is Sloopy Dippindoodle

Emeraldsmom replied: Oh this is soo funny. I really needed this. I am

Dorfus Chickenhump
dh is Snooty Chickenhump
Emerald is Crusty Chickenhump

Mom2Boyz replied: LoL this is too funny

I'm Dinky ChuckleChunks
Dh is Dorfus ChucklChunks
and Conner is Sloopy ChuckleChunks

TeagansMom609 replied: Im Boobie Gorilla Butt!

3xsthefun replied: I'm- Sloopy Gizzardbutt
Rob- Doombah Gizzardbutt
Maegan- Crusty Gizzardbutt
Kaitlynn- Dorky Gizzardbutt

3'smom replied: Sloopy snicklebrain

mummy2girls replied: im sadly known as Crusty Dippintush
and jenna is sloopy Chickentush.... we have different last names because her last name is different from mine..

stanleygirl replied: Haha this is so funny!

I am Snickle Snicklebutt
Dh is Dorfus Snicklebutt
Kieran is Crusty Snicklebutt
And Brady is Snickle Snicklebutt just like me.

Not nearly as funny as some of the posts before this !! lol

(I like my maiden name better though, Snickle Battydoodle) hehe

beckamouse replied: Hi My name is Doombah Waffleshorts! I'd lik eyou to meed my Daughter Doofus and my husband Tootsie.



(thats so wrong.....lol!!!)