My letter to TUMS - My friend put me up to this!!!
jen wrote: DEAR TUMS,
I am writing this in hope that you will take heart in my suggestions. I am 28 weeks pregnant and I think that you should come out with more flavors...You see I love onions but if I eat onions I am punished with instant HEARTBURN then I have to grab for my TUMS! You see every pregnant woman knows she can find relief safely in DA TUMS. But what I really think is that we should just cut out the middle man and make some more flavors such as: onion, barbeque, spicy salsa, jalapeno, pickle, Mexican Chicken, Pizza etc etc...you get my drift right?? That is my first suggestion. That way 1. you may never even get heartburn, 2. satisfy your craving and 3. VOILLA get your calcium.......great marketing by the way!
My next suggestion (and my generation will love this) is that you make them a different size. I eat a little more that the recommended dosage to put it lightly but if I don't then heartburn's bestfriend INDY GESTIAN comes over to play horseshoes and I can't handle that! So remember those sweet tarts we all ate as kids, not the regular size but the JUMBO size, well that is my suggestion is to come out with those, they can even be chewy! You can call them Super TUMS or TUM TARTS or TUMBOS!
Thanks for Listening, I look forward to your response!
Jenny P.
DansMom replied: lol!
coasterqueen replied: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CantWait replied: LOL I love it
A&A'smommy replied: LOLOL i know exactly what you mean!!!! I dont know how many of those BIIIG bottles of tums i ate while i was pg!!!! I had to have them or i would litereally throw up and it was just from pizza (in the end) it was from EVERYTHING i ate!!! LOLOL i think you should really send that to them!!!
Kirstenmumof3 replied: OMG that is too funny! Please let us know if you get a response back from them! When I was pregnant, tums where a life saver to me, I would go through a big bottle every week, sometimes in a few days!
kimberley replied: LOL Jen! ur too funny! i wish they had those flavors when i was pg! lol
jen replied: HAAAA I did really send it to them!!!!! ha ha! They have a website www.tums.com and they have a comments box I typed all of that and happily sent it to them for a good laugh! We will see if they respond!!
MomToJade&Jordan replied: LOL!!!
That is so funny and so true. I hope they listen to you. I lived on Tums when I was pregnant.
MommyToAshley replied: ROFL!!! That is too funny!
You have to let us know if you get a response!!!
kit_kats_mom replied: That is so funny.
amynicole21 replied: You're too funny! Can't wait to see if you get a response
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