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My Wife is Going To Prison!


Twelve Volt Man wrote: My 35-week-pregnant wife is eating every morsel of food in the house. I'm tired of it, and am having her arrested!



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amymom replied: Oh you are in soooo much trouble!

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kimberley replied: ohmy.gif laugh.gif emlaugh.gif

CantWait replied: LOL laugh.gif That's funny, but shameful. You're wife is very pretty. wub.gif

lovemy2 replied: Like Mrs Claus says to Santa before Christmas "Eat Papa Eat"....let her go...........

Miranda1127 replied: rolling_smile.gif
hey you'll just have to deal buddy. biggrin.gif

sparkys2boys replied: Ok, you are a dead man.. thats all I can say..lol!!! tongue.gif

ZandersMama replied: ooooooo buddy, if she ever logs in here you are TOAST! rolling_smile.gif

A&A'smommy replied: rolling_smile.gif Thats SOO wrong!!!

Kirstenmumof3 replied: rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

msoulz replied: You will just have to get your sweet little self to the grocery store then, now won't you?? tongue.gif As I recall, pushing a grocery cart at 35 weeks was a bit challenging - in fact, reaching the handle on the grocer cart was challenging. So just be the DH that we know you are and GO GET MORE ICE CREAM!!!!!! emlaugh.gif

luvmykids replied: laugh.gif Next time we see a wanted poster of her it will be because she did something very bad to her husband rolling_smile.gif

She's very pretty, and we share the Big Mama nickname emlaugh.gif emlaugh.gif

C&K*s Mommie replied: emlaugh.gif emlaugh.gif
hilarious!

redplaydoh replied: You're in a heap of trouble... man, if she finds out... you're history! Shame, shame, shame on you!

Twelve Volt Man replied: Fortunately for me, she's a good sport! She saw it and got a kick out of it. For the record, I do all the grocery shopping and 95% of the cooking in this household, so I think it's unfair that she's consuming all of my hard work. As a matter of fact, I got up at 6 AM on my day off today, just so I could make a tasty breakfast without her butting in. wink.gif I did offer to make her some, too, but she made it clear last night that she was not getting up any earlier than she had to. So, I have three hours of peace and quiet until I get her up, and we head out for our final ultrasound. smile.gif

lisar replied: That is so bad, but it is cute.

TheOaf66 replied: u just wait until you are beraded for not bringing home Swiss Cake Rolls or a side of queso cheese from Taco Johns for her potato oles laugh.gif

PS If she reads this...I am sorry hon

Boo&BugsMom replied:
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Sorry my arse......

PrairieMom replied:
You deserve what ever you get for not bringing cheese home for the ole's . DUH! thats the best part! You can't fault her for that. just "take it like a man" laugh.gif

TheOaf66 replied:
I did, I went back to go get cheese and got some interesting looks from the drive thru gal

Boo&BugsMom replied:
SEE!!!!! That is the whole reason I get cheese from THERE!!! No other cheese is the same.

TheOaf66 replied:
Like I said...Tara and her hubby are the South Dakota version of us laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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