My Wife is Going To Prison!
Twelve Volt Man wrote: My 35-week-pregnant wife is eating every morsel of food in the house. I'm tired of it, and am having her arrested!
amymom replied: Oh you are in soooo much trouble!
kimberley replied:
CantWait replied: LOL That's funny, but shameful. You're wife is very pretty.
lovemy2 replied: Like Mrs Claus says to Santa before Christmas "Eat Papa Eat"....let her go...........
Miranda1127 replied: hey you'll just have to deal buddy.
sparkys2boys replied: Ok, you are a dead man.. thats all I can say..lol!!!
ZandersMama replied: ooooooo buddy, if she ever logs in here you are TOAST!
A&A'smommy replied: Thats SOO wrong!!!
Kirstenmumof3 replied:
msoulz replied: You will just have to get your sweet little self to the grocery store then, now won't you?? As I recall, pushing a grocery cart at 35 weeks was a bit challenging - in fact, reaching the handle on the grocer cart was challenging. So just be the DH that we know you are and GO GET MORE ICE CREAM!!!!!!
luvmykids replied: Next time we see a wanted poster of her it will be because she did something very bad to her husband
She's very pretty, and we share the Big Mama nickname
C&K*s Mommie replied: hilarious!
redplaydoh replied: You're in a heap of trouble... man, if she finds out... you're history! Shame, shame, shame on you!
Twelve Volt Man replied: Fortunately for me, she's a good sport! She saw it and got a kick out of it. For the record, I do all the grocery shopping and 95% of the cooking in this household, so I think it's unfair that she's consuming all of my hard work. As a matter of fact, I got up at 6 AM on my day off today, just so I could make a tasty breakfast without her butting in. I did offer to make her some, too, but she made it clear last night that she was not getting up any earlier than she had to. So, I have three hours of peace and quiet until I get her up, and we head out for our final ultrasound.
lisar replied: That is so bad, but it is cute.
TheOaf66 replied: u just wait until you are beraded for not bringing home Swiss Cake Rolls or a side of queso cheese from Taco Johns for her potato oles
PS If she reads this...I am sorry hon
Boo&BugsMom replied: Sorry my arse......
PrairieMom replied: You deserve what ever you get for not bringing cheese home for the ole's . DUH! thats the best part! You can't fault her for that. just "take it like a man"
TheOaf66 replied: I did, I went back to go get cheese and got some interesting looks from the drive thru gal
Boo&BugsMom replied: SEE!!!!! That is the whole reason I get cheese from THERE!!! No other cheese is the same.
TheOaf66 replied: Like I said...Tara and her hubby are the South Dakota version of us
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