If you see me on the news......

coasterqueen wrote: don't worry about it. I'm fine. I'm gonna whack the crap out of the mailman...that's all.

A few weeks ago he gave me the mail like he does daily at work and he said "oh wow, you must be getting so excited you only have a few weeks left!". I was like uh.....no try like 11 buddy! He said "oh wow, going to be a big baby by the looks of you". Okay, he's a really sweet man so I let that slide, right?

Well today, as if I'm not ALREADY feeling grouchier than ever I answered the door and there is the mailman. He said "oh my gosh, I'm getting so excited for you, it will be any day now won't it?" I said "No, I still have 9 weeks left". He said "oh wow, that baby is going to be monsterous. I guess your husband is a big man though." I looked at him with red eyes and my head was spinning (just like Dh said happens a lot this pg, lol) and said "no my DH is a skinny man, but maybe the last time you saw him he had a few more pounds on him, it's been awhile but he lost a lot of weight." He said "oh, yeah it must have been quite a while ago. Well, sorry don't know what to say except Good luck!".

It took everything I had not to whack the poor man over the head with the mail.

MomToMany replied: I'm sorry to laugh Karen, but everyone knows not to upset a pregnant lady! What a dork! Guess you should've whacked him!

Josie83 replied: There is nothing more scary than an angry pregnant woman . . . try and restrain yourself Karen!! I think nowadays hormones associated with PMS and pregnancy have bene know to get a woman off a murder charge . . . not that I'm condoing it you understand xx

Boys r us replied: Oh no!!!!! Happy Valentine's day to you my love!!!
What a jerk..although I'm sure he meant no harm by it!!!

Kaitlin'smom replied: well if it had been my mailman at work (he would never do that) I would have hit him over the head with it, no second thought at all

sorry he is so tackless....

ediep replied: I definately would have wacked him with the mail and said nothing! Maybe he will get the hint!

loveydad replied: LMAO! Guys just don't know what to say in these situations! Do you know how many pregnant women he probably sees on his mail route? He probably gets you all mixed up!

That is kind of stupid. I guess you could whack him around a little.. Or buy a really mean dog.

coasterqueen replied:


Should I ask him today how many he does actually see on his route? You crack me up Vig!

Kaitlin'smom replied:
makes it sound like this is some old man who is often confused......any clue how old your mailman is?

coasterqueen replied: Di,

Maybe his 50's. I don't know he looks like he could be one of those older fellows but didn't age badly. KWIM?

Kirstenmumof3 replied: Awwww Karen, that's terrible! Try not to wake him the next time he comes to your door!

akbutterfly83 replied: I'm sorry..... some guys just don't know what to say...

if he was a younger fella I would have wacked him.......

A&A'smommy replied: awwww Karen I got TONS of those remarks when i was pg more so towards the end such a pain in the ass!!!

loveydad replied:
LMAO I try.

kimberley replied: LOL! you shoulda bopped him one! men should really refrain from talking to pg women... in some cases, just women in general lol. hope he zips it from now on!

loveydad replied:
I agree. I do nothing but offend my poor wife!

loveydad replied:
I agree. I do nothing but offend my poor wife!

DVFlyer replied: My wife is about 7 months along and if anyone asks, "When are you due?" I always say,

"What are you saying? She's not pregnant!".

It's funny the first couple of times, but then my wife starts to give me that "ok, I've heard it a 100 times now. I think that's good".