Have you ever peed on yourself? - as an adult (spin off of Hannasmommy)

PascosGirl wrote: Tell the truth now. I am not talking about anything that happened in the hospital during childbirth either. I mean, spill the embarassing facts. lol Have you ever done it? I have and there ain't no shame in my game. lol

I was at a pasture party with some other friends (this was about 2 years ago) and the kids were running around having fun. I had to pee so bad but there is nowhere to go out there. So, I squated down behind my friend's truck. He was sitting in it and yes the truck was on, he started to back up and the tail gate was down. The tail gate hit me in the head and I fell over peeing all over my legs. lol

My2Beauties replied: I am laughing so hard right now imagining that! Anywhoo, um I occasionally "tinkled' a bit on myself when I sneezed due to pregnancy but that doesn't count. Um this is really bad but.... (I was pregnant so don't laugh too hard at me but it's still no excuse), I farted really hard one morning while getting ready for work and #2'd a bit on myself I'm so embarrassed now!

mammag replied: Umm, I don't think anyone is going to have anything similar to what you did Pascosgirl!!! I'm sorry but that is too darn funny!!!!

I had the same as hannasmommy....well, the sneeze thing....

I notice this post got moved down to page 2 so it doesn't sound like anyone is as brave as you gals and wants to share their little stories.

jcc64 replied: I cannot believe I'm about to say this "out loud", but here goes:
Back in the day, wayyyyyy before I had kids, boyfriend and I (now dh) had a small apt in Brooklyn with 1 bathroom. We had a party, and it was a very good party, a very long party, and needless to say I was incredibly drunk by the end of it. As is often the case with excessive beer consumption, I realllllllllllly had to pee badly, and someone had passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. While others tried to break in, I just couldn't wait anymore, and I peed in the cat's litter box.
Hey, you asked.

kit_kats_mom replied:
Oh my! Jeanne that sounds like something I would have done.

ammommy replied: I plead the fifth

mom21kid2dogs replied: Well, I could have but I saved myself . . .here's the story.

My best friend and I were taking our girls to the zoo a few years ago. She forgot to pay a speeding ticket for her husband and the Franklin County officials were processing a warrant for non payment~oops! so she needed to stop downtown and pay it to keep him out of jail. When she left I kinda had to pee, but told her I could wait until she was done. Well, she was gone a really, really, really long time! I was contemplating getting both girls out of their car seats and walking in but I was pretty darn sure I couldn't make it to the door. Then it dawned on me . . .we have lots of diapers! So I grabbed one, slapped that puppy on and took care of the problem.
I guess my future nursing home will be glad to hear I can change myself!!

My2Beauties replied:
I am LMBO at that one! Almost in tears!

jcc64 replied: OMG, that's the winner so far!!!!

MyBlueEyedBabies replied: When I was pregnant with Matt I often thought of wearing diapers...But I bever did

I have done the sneezing thing a million times. BUt the only time for real was when I wet the bed...Yes as an adult I wet the bed. I was dreaming that I woke up got up and went to the bathroom then all of a sudden my legs were real wam and I woke up...That was an interesting one to explain to dh when I had to wake him up to take the sheet and mattress pad off

Celestrina replied:
A similar thing happened to me during my labor and delivery class. We were laying down practicing breathing techniques and the instructer had us push. Well, right there in the rather quiet classroom, I let loose a rather noisey one.

Lollie replied: Hehehehehehe...

When I was preggo with both Bri and Caitlyn, I would wee myself alot! It could be when I laughed,sneezed,coughed,TRIED to bend over..you name it..I wee'd!!

gr33n3y3z replied: We were on our way back from a ski trip it was on a Sunday about 10pm, on a back road in NJ
So I told hubby to pull over bc I couldnt hold it any more.
So he pulled over next to a field and I thought hmm I dont want anyone to see me bc we had 3 other cars with us full of ppl.
So I ran into the field and I ran into ankle deep water and I thought what the heck I'm here now so I did the deed in the water so I guess you could say I peed myself well my ankles.

My2Beauties replied: You guys out of all the funny posts ever on this board - this takes the cake, I have never laughed so hard at stories before!!!!!!!!!!! My co-workers are laughing at me because I am laughing so hard!

iluvmysweetiepies replied:
ROTFLMBO!

TANNER'S MOM replied: Oh I have pee'd my pants alot! I do not deny it...For Christmas one year my kids put a sample of DEPENDS in my stocking...

Whenever I sneeze my male boss even says...wet or dry??
I brag about it when I stay dry...I say yup them Kegels are working...lol

One time Tanner had me doing laughing. It was pee it was #2

We have a gate on our road that we sometimes use and sometimes we don't.
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We had the gate closed..and we all fight over who happens the gate. NO ONE in my family ever wants to open it..

I pulled up and I said Who wants to open the gate..Tanner hollered I DO...PLEASE.

When he got out..he was walking really funny..with his legs real far apart and it was funny to watch. He got a little ahead of the truck and you could see a big round ball in the butt of his shorts..

He had pooped his pants and wanted out of the truck so we didnt' know it...he walked all the way home like that too...just the way he was walking was tooooo funny.

Mel

Mommy2BAK replied: WOW! You all have had some real mishaps! LOL
I am trying really hard to think but I can't come up with any recent ones.
But when I was a sophmore in highschool I ran track, well we were outside running around the building and one of the guys, being a show-off of course, decideed he was going to run directly behind this van that had just picked up one of the children, so the van was going only about 15 mph (I'm guessing). When out of no where this van slams on their brakes and the guy ran into the car. LOL I peed my pants then.

BTW~ no one was injured, he was laughing too, but it did scare the mom that was driving the van!

Mommy2BAK replied: Oh yeah~ once my friend and I were at the mall, we were probably 15. We went into the restroom and there was one other lady in there, she was in a stall and we heard her toot REALLY LOUD! So we were trying not to laugh and my friend fell to the floor and said quitely to me "I am wetting my pants!" So to make a long story short Fast Forward 10 minutes to me standing at one of those bow dryer things drying the crotch of her pants for her, meanwhile people are coming in and out of the restroom staring at me.

Now am I a good friend or what??

Boys r us replied: Holy good grief do I have a story and it's not often you'll hear me say this, but I'm FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR too embarrassed to tell it!
But what the hey..I will anyhow! OMG..my face is SO RED ALREADY!

Oh..omg..uhmm, two weeks POST partum with Tanner, I was itching to get out of the house, so I called a few studios to see if they had any openings for photos that day.
Well they didn't, so I said, hey..wally word..they may not end up being the best pictures, but I'll take him anyhow...plus there's always plenty of time to kill when you're in wal-mart! So, I load him up along with the 20 diaper bags I would need for my first excursion out with my newborn alone(he was my first, I didn't that I didn't need to bring the kitchen sink with me) so we get to wal-mart..it's a BEAUTIFUL early june day, I'm feeling proud that I've just had a baby and have already managed to squeeze into my pre-preggo short shorts...I get out of the car, get his stroller out of the trunk and then I get him out of the car and lock his carseat onto the stroller. We proceed the 5 mile walk from the parking lot into wal-mart..you know..a saturday morning at wal-mart they really need shuttles to and from your car! About half way through the parking lot, I glance behind me to see if anyone is back there because I had to "toot". No one immedietely behind me..so, I let'er rip! OMG..THE MOST MORTIFYING MISTAKE OF MY NATURAL BORN LIFE!!!! I totally and completely cr@pped on myself! No joke dude and I'm not talking about rabbit pebbles here, I'm talking about running down my freaking legs!
I've never quite experienced anything like that, I guess my body was still pretty out of whack from giving birth and all of that. I stopped in my tracks and wanted TO DIE!
I turned around and pulled the stroller behind me...lol!! Put him in the car as afast as I could and empty out a big Belk shopping bag I had in the trunk and put it in my seat for me to sit on and SPED HOME LIKE A MANIAC!!!

TANNER'S MOM replied: NICHOLE>>> I am laughing out loud and since you told your I will tell mine..

I had been sick to my stomach and feeling crampy. But I didn't have to go RIGHT! Well we were in town and DH's Bro called him and was drunk and needed a ride. He was at a family members house who I had never met. So, I was game to see what Aunt Junie was like. We went and when I got to her house it was then TIME to goooooooo..

Ok, her house was dirty but I didn't care I had to GOOOOOOOO.. I said may I use your restroom and she said if you can stand it...OK CLUE here..

I went in her BATHROOM...and there was a 5 GALLONG bucket full of you know..the toilet was broke and that was IT! Oh MY I had tooo gooooo
BUt in NOOO way was I gonna do that.

I went out and told DH we had to go NOW..NOW I was even cussing him..Well we get in the truck and I tell him he needs to find me a bush are ditch anything.. He wont' stop. He says I can hold it.. I say I can't. He says yes you can. we argue.. I have to go sooooo bad that I am crying and he says he won't let me gooo in a ditch....lolol

Then it happened.. I did it in his TRUCK.. he was kinda mad. But he should've stopped. I was sooo embarressed to do it infront of him....but I told him his truck was better than a 5 gallon bucket of shoot! U know...

Oh we laugh now but then it wasn't funny..

Feel better Nichole!

PascosGirl replied: CLASSIC! This is great. I should make this into a coffee table book.

I am glad I am not the only one to have done this.

PascosGirl replied:
Well if you are LOL, then make sure you don't pee on yourself. ha ha ha j/k

Daisyx3 replied: OMG I think i'm gonna pee myself now


Ok I'll be honest. Since i have been married i have peed the bed Even though I had been married for 5yrs that was soo embarrasing. I guess i got cold hehe.. I have a small bladder ROFL..

Daisyx3 replied:
I had to tell my friend that one OMG!! That is soo freaking funny.. A diaper??? yes the nursint home will be happy to hear that.

A&A'smommy replied: Well when i was pregnant I peed in the bed a little bit it, it freaked me out since I never did that as a kid

jcc64 replied:

OK, thanks Nichole, I just sprayed my coffee all over my monitor!
There's just no dignity in the post partum period, is there?!

My2Beauties replied:


*I can't stop laughing...can't breathe...OMG OMG...breathing heavily wiping tears from eyes *