Embarrassing things in front of company...

My3LilMonkeys wrote: Let's all share the embarrassing things our kids say/do in front of company or in public!

Today we ate dinner at my parent's house. It was mom, dad, me, the girls, older sis & a guy she's sort of dating (it was the first time I had met the guy - only the 2nd time he's met my parents). So I asked Brooke what she did today and she says "we played with worms mommy" I said oh did you like the worms? she says "yes mommy....guess what....worms POOP!" and I said oh that's nice and tried to change the subject but she wouldn't have it....she spent almost 20 min. talking about how worms poop.

luvmykids replied:

Colt once told a table of people that I swam naked with Daddy and Slugger (one of DH's friends)

And he once strutted out to a housefull with tampon applicators on his fingers and showed everyone his claws.

Kylie, last Christmas, discovered her southern regions and happily explored for a good 5 minutes on the couch, in front of everyone. Turns out they were all too embarrassed to say anything and just waited until I was done serving pie

And in the reading class the twins were in, they were supposed to tell the teacher their favorite thing to pretend and make up a story about it .... Kylie said I don't let them use their imaginations but when she gets to pretend she pretends she's in a forest and animals are throwing coke bottles at her until she dies

Oh-and Macie, when someone she doesn't know well talks to her (someone at church or something) she gives them the look I call "The Diva" and says "Do I know you?"

mummy2girls replied: funny you asked this... yesterday a parent came with her 1 year old to see my dayhome... and i was chatting with her and jenna walks up to her and says.. you need to go home! OMG! how embarrasing...LOL

C&K*s Mommie replied: Oh my!!! I cannot think of anything (poor memory at work here) all of these stories of your children are hilarious!!

toady_buckshot_noodle replied: Well, last night when the couple buying the house came by to sign the contract, Tristan and AnaBeth were playing outside with their kids. Tristan came running in screaming I gotta PEE!!! and ran to the bathroom and pee'd and didn't even shut the door!!

mckayleesmom replied: Not when Company is over, but whenever we take Mckaylee anywhere she does or says something embarrassing..


If somebody stand next to her at the store she will look at me and say "mom, I don't like him/her" and point at them....and they totally hear her.

If she sees something that we normally buy in another persons cart...she will walk up to them and say "hey, you give me back my cereal" or whatever it is they have that she thinks is ours.

We will be casually walking by people and she will turn to them and say "hey you, go home"..... . Of course the people don't make her behavior any better because of course they think its hillarious and laugh....So then she thinks its funny too.

msoulz replied: Around Christmas a couple of years ago my son received the movie Elf. We were in the hardware store and there was a man there who is a dwarf (forgive me if that is not PC, not meant to be offensive). My son looked and pointed at him and said "Look Mom, an elf!".

I thought I would just keel over right there.

Kaitlin'smom replied: Last week while droping Kait off at school she informed the teacher my moms got to pee bad.

TANNER'S MOM replied: Well Tanner got me good yesterday!

I mean good!

On Monday we had went to Big and Rich.. Abbie knows this story. Well while Randy was off drinking beer, my friend Whitney, Tanner and myself got to meet them. They signed autographs, and Tanner's hat.. just like took it off his head. Which anyone who knows a real cowboy knows you dont mess with his hat. So, he John Rich the cowboy.. kind of hugged and kissed me.. I was loving it ladies. Well Tanner told Randy... and Randy said.. well he messed with my son's hat.. touched my wife.. He needs his A$$ kicked..lol

Well the next day.. my boss asked Tanner who was wearign the hat..how the concert went. He said .. my Mom drank alot of beer.. kissed John Rich..and dad said eh was gonna kick his butt!

My boss said alot of beer.. Tanner said .YUP they both drink alot!!!!

mckayleesmom replied:

PrairieMom replied: The Boy is intent on informing everyone that Baby Wexis eats from my "boo boo's"

Boo&BugsMom replied: One day while I was talking to a daycare parent Tanner farted and said "I farted, just like mommy!". How embarassing!

Another time we were at Denny's, I think Tanner was about 2. He saw a guy in a long white beard and yelled "Hi Santa!". Another time we were at Subway and he saw another guy with a long beard that was grey and said "Hey, that's Moses!".

zdk753 replied: The latest was the other day when I had several people at my house fixing my electricity. One of the guys that was there, his wife drives me nuts. I call her the crazy lady. Long story short she drives the loudest most annoying sounding truck ever. For some unknown reason she likes to drive around my house every 2 mins. Anyways she stopped off at my house to talk to (more like check on) her hubby. Zachary hollers out that "mom doesn't want the crazy lady at her house. She drives mom nuts." I have learned to watch what I say about people in front of them now.

luvmykids replied: Oh-any time the kids see someone who looks the teeniest, tiniest bit "older" they say "Whose grandma are you"

mckayleesmom replied: Speaking of Denny's. One time we were at Denny's when Mckaylee was about 22 months and Russell was about 1 month old. I was with my mom and grandma and Russell needed to nurse. I undid my buttons on my shirt and began nursing Russ and Mckaylee yelled "look, titties".........And of course every person in Denny's turned to look at what she was talking about...

Boo&BugsMom replied:
That's so cute!!!

luvbug00 replied:

Those are all classics!!!