Can you say EMBARRASSING? - Thanks a lot, Colt LOL

luvmykids wrote: My mom and I took the kids to El Paso this weekend and stopped at a CROWDED highway rest area .... she took Colt in one stall and I had the girls in another. The whole time Colt is yelling for me, "MOM! MOM! MONICA ______!" Finally I yell "WHAT?" and he says "HOW COME YOU FART SO MUCH IN YOUR SLEEP?"

It might not have been too embarrassing except that everyone in line heard, and knew which stalls the yelling came from when we came out. One lady said "So much for privacy, huh?!"

Swood75 replied: LOL..that is too funny..It reminds me of when my DS was about 2 I guess and I had taken him in to a beauty supply shop (well,you know how perms smell like poots-gas) he looked at the lady working there (me holding him) and said my mommy pooted..LOL..I was sooooo embarassed

Nina J replied: Sorry you were embarrassed, but it's so funny

gr33n3y3z replied: lol

Momof3inMe replied: Thats way to funny. I dont think I would want to come out of the stall!

kit_kats_mom replied: ROFL

why oh why must they do that? Just so you know you aren't alone, I took K into a crowded Sea World restroom when she was potty training. I went potty too and she said "MOM! you have FUR on your front buns!!" like it was some mold or something! I seriously considered flushing myself down the toilet to avoid the giggles from the other patrons upon leaving.

My3LilMonkeys replied: I'll add to the embarrassing stories....a few weeks ago we stopped at a restroom in WalMart that had a line out the door. It was that time of the month and I needed to change my pad. Brooke is standing in the stall with me yelling "Mommy! What's that? What's that? Ewww, mommy, it's all dirty!"

J-rod replied: hahahaha. thanks for the laugh, i needed that.....sorry it was at your expense.

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1lilpeanut2love replied: HAHAH! LOL... Kid always tell the truth don't they!

holley79 replied: That's great. Out of the mouths of Babes.

C&K*s Mommie replied: <<~~~ still ROFL!!

JP&KJMOM replied: Gotta love that Colt!

CantWait replied:

I can't stop laughing. Kids can be such little farts themselves sometimes can't they.

MommyToAshley replied:
How funny!!!


I'll add a story as well. Last week, we were in the car and Ashley had to go to the bathroom so I had to pull into a restaurant. I was already embarrassed that we had just stopped in to use their bathroom, but I wasn't about to use a gas station bathroom. Anyways, after Ashley goes to the bathroom, we are leaving and walking between a row of booths and tables when Ashley asks, rather loudly, "Mom, where does poop come from?" I heard lots of giggles but didn't turn around, I just whispered to her that I would tell her in the car. Of course my face must have been beat red.

Boo&BugsMom replied:
Tanner said something like that once. A daycare parent was dropping off her daughter. Tanner farted and he exclaims, "I farted, just like mommy!". Aren't kids wonderful!? From the mouths of babes!

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A&A'smommy replied: HAHA kids are hilarious!!!! Its okay on the way home from Missouri yesterday my fil farted (i know it wasn't me and we would have died if it was my dh) and Alyssa goes "someting stinks" I ignored her and she says this a little louder "SOMETING stinks... smells like poo poo" I couldn't help it I died out laughing and my fil of course makes a comment..

cameragirl21 replied: i think i can top those, believe it or not.
So my friend has a two year old daughter and a five year old son. I guess she bathes them together in order for her daughter to have the knowledge of anatomy that she displayed in public.
Anyway, one day her DH is in the tub and the daughter really wanted to go in to talk to him, so finally he relented, covered himself up with a washcloth and told her to come in.
So she comes in, talks to him and that's that...or so he thought.
Later that day, he takes her to get her first haircut.
So the lady turns to my friend's DD and says something to the effect of, "you are soooo cute and you have such a nice daddy."
It seemed as if the woman was maybe trying to pick up her dad, or at least flirt a little from what I gather from this story.
So my friend's very precocious DD says, "he's ok, but he has no dick."
LOL, the DH grabs the girl off the chair, literally plucks her off and runs like the wind right out of there.