40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work
lisar wrote: 40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate
yourself.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it
my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a
message.
8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a darn word you're
saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a darn.
14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a f..king people person to you?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. Oh, I get it. Like humour. Only different.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is finally done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun.
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
40. Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.
lisar replied:
I thought I was gona die laughing when I read this one.
TheOaf66 replied: my favs
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it
my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.
39. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
TheOaf66 replied:
lisa you might be getting one those PM's on this one
Kaitlin'smom replied:  ahhhh yes some of those would fit well here.
I do have to admit I have called my boss an idiot before.
lisar replied:
Opppsss.... I jsut cut and copied and didnt realize it when I done it. I cant change it now though cause its to late I cant edit it.
Will a mod please change it for me. PLEASE!!!
TheOaf66 replied:
Chase-N-Paige replied: What I wouldn't give to use a few of these today!!
Thanks for the laugh~Alli
redplaydoh replied: This was good! 
lisar replied:
You just think its funny. I might get into trouble!!!! 
TheOaf66 replied:
better you than me  
lisar replied:
 Troy you are so bad. You brought the attention to it so I think you should get into trouble for being the person who pointed it out.
lisar replied: HA HA its changed now so you cant get me into no more trouble.
lisar replied: Thank you Kaitlin'smom for changing it for me.
Kaitlin'smom replied:
 your welcome
and He would be the ONE to point it out
lisar replied:
See Troy I told you, you were gona get into trouble for pointing it out.
TheOaf66 replied: I am just trying to keep the board clean from all the "potty mouths" out there, don't wanna mention any names (lisa) I am doing a service here
A&A'smommy replied: ROFL at the post and the "trouble maker" haha
Calimama replied: Those were great.
lisar replied:
Oh I see you werent gona mention any names.......
TheOaf66 replied:
oops
My3LilMonkeys replied:
The funniest part is that you guys quoted it over and over so that instead of it appearing once, it was there 6 times...
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