Vent.....GGGRRRR!!! - Please pardon my French!!

Lollie wrote: Ok...Im not always like this but I just snapped!!!!

Around 12 pm Hubby took the rest of the day off and he took me out for lunch.Bri came with us.Anyway,while we sitting at the table deciding what to order from the menu,the waitress prances on over to our table and leans forward,breasts half popping out of her way-too-small uniform...and apparently asks my hubby what he'd like to order...Oh that put my g-string in a knot instantly!!

Then I nicely tell her to come back when we ready to order...then she stands around at our table waiting for us to decide...I let her stand there until I had decided.Anyway...she comes over and tells my hubby that he looks familiar...Did he go to Carter Secondary School...what bullsh*t is that??She acted as if I wasnt even there.....

So when our meal arrived I told her to excuse herself cos I'd like to have my man all to myself without her making a pest of herself...in those words!!While we were eating...my bub moved so I had to tell Hubby so he can put his hand on my belly...(just to rub the salt into her wound a bit) After we had eaten...with her hovering nearby...she came over to ask what we having for desert...I nicely told her..

"Oh dont worry about that....I think I'll just go home and f*** my husband for dessert....and I dont have to pay for it either!!!"

Hubby smiled,paid the bill,helped me up...and we went home and did exactly that!!

Mmmm...I better find a way to control my mouth next time!!!!

Josie83 replied: So you have a filthy mouth as well as a filthy mind I don't know about anyone else but I find that hilarious . . . I think its so rude when women do that to your man! Girls do it to Jason all the itme and its just like HELLO! I mean what do they think they're going to achieve, do they actually think he's going to say "actually, yeah, we've been togther for ages and we've got a child together, but yeah you've got your bum on show so I'll dump her for you?" Come on how sad! You crack me UP Lollie!! xx

Lollie replied: Hehehehe....

Im laughing now but I was so pissed off at her...and my hubby just loves seeing me act this way...and Im honestly not usually like this...or maybe I am but only finding it out now lol!!!!!

Geez...you should have seen her like a b*tch on heat!!!!She needs to get herself an uncle BOB (Battery Operated Friend) or something...

ediep replied:

MomToMany replied:

Kaitlin'smom replied: must be the pregnancy hormones


oh and how very rude of her, guess she was looking for a big tip

loveydad replied: Just for the guys prespective on this - it's really uncomfortable! I hate when women flirt with me in front of my girlfreind. The other day while I was doing my mural the woman's husband left and she would NOT Leave me alone. She kept coming in and talking to me, hanging over my shoulder "wow , thats really neat" and ...grrrrr I was finally like "well it's 5, I've got to go relieve my girlfreind, she's been at home with the kids all day!" (which wasn't entirely true since my girlfreind was gone!) She knew I was dating someone. Tav's BEEN to her house before.

What do these people think!? That I'm going to drop my gf like that!? Nah.

kimberley replied: LOLROFL!!! good for you! i can't stand women like that!

A&A'smommy replied: preggo women DON'T mess with them!!! LOL I wouldn't have been nice to her either!!!

mama3x replied: You go Lollie!

You did what I have never had the courage to do. As a small-chested prone to cry when hurt person, I don't even bother! I wouldn't want chicks like that seeing me burst into tears.

I think it's great your DH loves when you act that way. He must like a little spitfire once in awhile!

I am sure there are men out there as uncomfortable as loveydad but to be honest, I don't know any.

Josie83 replied:
I think its the same for anyone . . . but doing it in front of someone's pregnant wife and child is taking the biscuit a bit!! xx

Lollie replied: Im glad that at least one guy actually complains about a woman flirting with him!!!

I also think my hubby feels uncomfortable but he loves my reaction!!!Mmmm...that must swell his head up a bit!!

Zoe'sMommaCamie replied:

Lollie, that is about the funniest thing I have heard in so long!!! HAHA!!! Great story, and keep up with that attitude! You don't want people walking all over you Dumb waitress!! Some people have no respect!! ROFL!

My2Beauties replied: Sounds like something I would do! Call me a redneck woman! You go Lollie, keep that attitude!

DansMom replied: I want to borrow you the next time I want to tell somebody off!!

Lollie replied: Hehehehee..

Maybe I should start my own business up...and call it..."RENT A B*TCH!!!!"

hehehehehe....

A&A'smommy replied:
LOLOL your too funny!!!!