This is gross but how come I can't barf nicely
kit_kats_mom wrote: like my GF in HS who was bulemic. She looked good even in the process of barfing.
I've been sick all week and I guess it was the congestion that made me nauseaus but I went to go throw up and in the process, peed my pants. WTH? And I just kept retching and heaving. At one point I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I was glad I'd managed to lock the door beforehand. If the girls had seen me they would have freaked. I looked like some sort of veiny red alien. Geez
I'm trying to see the humor in this plus I feel so much better now but really...why can't I be a pretty barfer?
PrairieMom replied: There are all sorts of different barfers. my Dh is not a pretty one, but I on the other hand could puke right in front of you and you would barely notice. Ben follows in DH's steps, and Al follows after me. must be genetics.
HuskerMom replied: I agree, although I can't even see anyone puke because I automatically start gagging. Even one time when Keith puked up a couple crackers it made me puke just seeing it. And I don't know how I look because I can't look in the mirror when I get sick.
My3LilMonkeys replied: I am as bad as you are - I look terrible.
luvmykids replied: LOL....I'm not pretty at it either I had a friend who used a barf bag on a plane once, I was sitting right next to her talking to her and didn't even notice...I thought she just sneezed
Boys r us replied: I'm a HORRIBLE puker!!! I am so loud and it's always so forceful..which makes me break all of the blood vessels in my face and I'll be all spotted for a day or two..terrible I tell you..terrible!!
I hope you feel better Cary!
lisar replied: I am a bad barfer also. So I am with the majority here. LOL.....
kit_kats_mom replied: this thread has made me feel better. At least I'm not the only one.
jcc64 replied: Dh is on a business trip and simultaneously sick with some sort of pukey illness. What were your symptoms, and how long did it last? Glad you're feeling better, btw. I think I'm a pretty efficient barfer- quiet, good aim, what other qualifications are there??? Dh, on the other hand, you can hear him three towns over when he pukes.
A&A'smommy replied: OMG Cary I'm the same way its scary gross when I get sick.
kit_kats_mom replied: I think it's just a bad cold but the drainage must have made me nauseated. I've been feeling like death on a cracker since Monday. Hopefully, your DH is feeling better soon. I hate being away from home when I'm sick.
TeesaŽŠ replied: I don't know what I look like because, at the time, I'm too busy power barking into the toilet. I don't know if anyone makes mirrored toilets, but I don't have one
I do know my face must get all red because I can feel it going hot, but once I'm all done and go splash my face and rinse my mouth with water, I'm paler than Casper.
I'll have to ask DH if I'm all cute when power barking
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