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I have another Tanner story..lol - He is too funny


TANNER'S MOM wrote: Last nigth as I was working on his costume.

He said can I makes something.. he got the construction paper, glue, scissors, crayons.. sat there awhile.. said I am not feeling creative.

He then said.. Mom where's your caculator.. I said Why? He said I need to figure my bills..
I told him where it was..

He got a piece of paper and wrote in his second grade hand.

Taxers $125.00
Truck $7000.00
Car $322.00
House $8000.00
Fees $1200.00
Food $300.00

He then brought to me.. and I said Wow you must have a nice house and a nice truck.. he said well Yeah Momma why wouldn't I? I said what kind.. he said a big ole house out there in the pasture. He said with an upstairs.. I said what kind of truck he said a big dually.. I said well what kind.. he said Dodge 4 door of course.. I said of course! How could I not know..

I then said Fees? Whats fee's.. He said Momma and rolled his eyes.. I said yes? He said my entry fee's for the PBR.. how can afford that house if I don't ride in the PBR.. I said well I guess that is true.

I then said TAXERS? He said Taxes.. and again rolled his eyes like I just couldn't read...I said oh you are paying your taxes? He said I have to pay taxes on my winnings Ma! Oh yes you do I say..lol

I told him good job with his budget..lol

But you know it is funny.. but in a way I was proud of him too. He knows he has to figure what bills has to be paid.. and he knows money coming and out.. and I thought that was cute..

And another quickie.. He loves VW Bugs.. and we play slug bug alot. I said you sure like those cars don't ya.. he said yeah they are cute.. I said when you get married you can buy your wife one..he said Heck No.. how can she pull her horses to the rodeo in that.. she will already have a truck Momma.. Oh I shoulda known..

And another one..lol Did you know the older VW Bugs.. you know the Beetles.. aren't really Bugs.. there fore do not qualify for Slug Bug status.. because Tanner said the only ones he ever saw were old with rust.. and he is not sure exactly what color they are..so they can't count..and they are Beetles anyway.. and who wants to play w/a beetle..

Ok I am sorry guys I am finally done..lololol Thanks for your time!

Sarah&Mackenzie replied: I love your stories about Tanner. He sounds so much like a sweetheart and is pretty smart too!!! thumb.gif

punkeemunkee'smom replied: rolling_smile.gif Gosh mom how could you not know that Taylor would already have a truck!?! LOL!!! rolling_smile.gif wub.gif rolling_smile.gif

TANNER'S MOM replied: Well that is true and from what I hear she is a heck of barrel racer too.

It might be time for that pony.. and two lefts and a right!


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ions_momma replied: LOL! He is such a funny little guy! rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

My2Beauties replied: Oh goodness what a cutie! Gosh he's such a smart little man Mel and will make a woman very happy one day with his $8000 per month home and his large truck payment! tongue.gif wink.gif laugh.gif

punkeemunkee'smom replied:
emlaugh.gif If she can hit that speed in the hallway I am scared to turn her into the arena!!! LOL! rolling_smile.gif

gr33n3y3z replied: emlaugh.gif

He is such a good boy Mel
He does think alot doesnt he?

TANNER'S MOM replied:
I know all about them horses in the house.. and I have had a jack butt or two in the house also...lol


This is a true redneck confession.. we used to have a white Jack.. he only had one eye.. and he was like a trick thing Randy's friend Donald used when he was a bullfighter and clown.. he did all kind of tricks. Like he would lay down.. and let you shoot a pop gun off his back.. and he would play leap frog and jump over you.. He was a nuasance!! After Donald quit clowning..he left him out our house for a few years..lolol We finally found him a new home ourselves.. because he would go thru the barbwire..lol


But I regress..

he was real smart.. and he would be standing outside the back door... and you could be watching TV..and hear a noise.. and suddenly he would be standing in your kitchen.. and let in a coupla chickens and a goat in with him. There was a few times it freaked me out like when I came out of the bathroom and round the corner and there he stood..lol And he could water himself too.. he would turn the water spicket on with his mouth.. but he couldn't turn it off.. so we had to put a lock on it after the well went dry a few times.

I told the person we gave him to to be sure and lock his door.. I often wonder if he found out why I said that.lolol

DansMom replied: That kid is adorable! wub.gif

punkeemunkee'smom replied:
rolling_smile.gif emlaugh.gif rolling_smile.gif emlaugh.gif They can get too smart! emlaugh.gif rolling_smile.gif I would have paid to see that...in the kitchen! huh.gif At least he did not PEE IN THE SINK! rolling_smile.gif blink.gif rolling_smile.gif

TANNER'S MOM replied:
Nope but Scotty the goat jumped on the Ottoman.. and I wanted to kill him!


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