I have a funny Tanner story - Man..this one takes the cake

TANNER'S MOM wrote: So, last night I was dying my hair in the bathroom. He comes in sits on the pot.. and does #2.. SO, Of course I am saying Tanner do you not have a bathroom? Can you not do your business in there...He says Mom I wanna talk. I say we can talk when you are done..

Then he says.. Mom.. the kids at school don't wash their hands. I said thats really nasty Tanner. He says I know.. but they go pee and don't ever wash. Maybe I should quit washing he says..and looks at me. I said then you will get a spanking I say. Thats how people get diseases and sick! He says.. I know .. like GENERAL HERPES!!!!!!!!!! I said like what.. he again says GENERAL HERPES! I say and what's that mean? He says I don't know but I seen a comerical for the medicine and you aren't suppose to have contacts or something. You always say wash her hands alot and you wash alot before you put your contacts in, I don't want you to get GENERAL HERPES.

He says Mom..what exactly is GENERAL Herpes. I say.. I don't know Son, I have to go watch that commerical.

I said when you to in the living room, be sure and tell Dad what you get when you don't wash your hands in the bathroom.

10 seconds I hear Randy yelling MELBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I hate commerical now.. Lord know he is telling all the kids at school they need to wash their hands so they don't get GENERAL (genital) herpes!

This kid is killing me!

mckayleesmom replied:

JP&KJMOM replied: OMG that has to be the funniest story I have heard.

booey2 replied: That's a good one.

My2Beauties replied:

BAC'sMom replied:

boyohboyohboy replied: Crack me up!

My3LilMonkeys replied:

Our Lil' Family replied: Oh my gosh! Thanks for the laugh!

PrairieMom replied: He's your own public service anouncer. you should get royalties!

Sarah&Mackenzie replied:

Maddie&EthansMom replied:

That's too funny and I know what you mean about the darn commercials these days.

holley79 replied: Poor kid.

luvmykids replied:

moped replied: Been laughing about that one all day long..............

BTW Mel, I went home sick Thursday

mom2my2cuties replied: OMG! that is just too funny!!!!!

ions_momma replied: OMG that is hilarious!!!!

A&A'smommy replied: OMG thats hilarious!!

mom21kid2dogs replied: OMGosh, I almost peed my pants!! GENERAL HERPES!! That is way too funny I love Tanner stories!