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Henry IS IN TROUBLE - lol


loveydad wrote: He came home today. And he went upstairs and he was up with his kids for a while. Then he spent a lot of time on the phone.

He comes into the freaking kitchen where I'm putting the pizza in the oven and says.... AS I AM LEANING over the hot OVEN DOOR, "Man pregnancy tests sure all expensive these days"

I like BOUNCED up and banged my hand on the door and burnt it... I said "WAHT!?"
And he's like "expensive"
I was like "Why are you buying one?"
he shrugged.
"ARE YOU BUYING ONE!?"
he ignores me.
"HENRY WIELAND ARE YOU BUYING ONE!?"
HE freaking RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
I chased him UP TO HIS APARTMENT, grabbed him by the arm and THREW him onto the bed and pinned him down (I didn't hurt him, we werestle all the darn time) and I was like "HENRY WHO DID YOU KNOCK UP!?"
"get off me."
"TELL ME!"
"we're having another child. OKAY!?"

long pause. "Oh you are so dead."
"Wel not the reaction I wanted..."
"WHAT DID YOU WANT HENRY!?" and I started screaming at him. Finally he starts cracking up.
"vig I'm just freaking kidding!! MAN! you freak out! VIEGNS were popping out of your head!! WOO."

I nearly killed him. Not a fun joke for me.

texasp3 replied: You're right! It's not funny! *snort* It's not! *snicker* Not funny at all!!!
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kit_kats_mom replied: rolling_smile.gif thats wrong. I'd short sheet his bed for that!

Or better yet, tell him that the new baby is actually triplets laugh.gif

iluvmysweetiepies replied: ohmy.gif Wow! laugh.gif LOL sorry not funny at all. rolling_smile.gif Is your hand okay?

iluvmysweetiepies replied:
LOL rolling_smile.gif That would be funny!!!

Mommy2BAK replied: Oh I think I would have killed him! emlaugh.gif I can't belive he did that to you!

loveydad replied: I'm laughing. don't let him know.

That's a good idea about the triplets. He wants triplets though so that wouldn't work.

Maybe it's time to play a rousing round of "I lost the baby" with him LOL
I used to pretend to lose him all the time. HIs mom would come in:

"where's the baby viggo"
"i don't know. He was playing on the floor a minute ago"
"Well help me find him."
I'd go to several rooms. "Henry.......HEnny! oh don't be mad a daddy."
she'd be totally FReAKED OUT and i'd go "oh, maybe he's in his crib." and he always was.

This was beacause she made my life miserable.

loveydad replied:
Oh it's not too bad. it just kinda hurt for a minute lol.

gr33n3y3z replied: Sorry Vig that is too funny
But maybe a taste of his own med. is a good idea lol

Alice replied: I would kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Put peanut butter in his shoes. Ice in his pillowcase. Vaseline on his doorknobs. Cayene in his coffee.. you get the idea.

This means war!!!

loveydad replied: he'd be thrilled if I brought home triplets lol .

I think i''ll shut off power to his apartment. MUWAHAHAHA!

A&A'smommy replied: OKAY that made me laugh out loud for real LOLOL Henry is crazy for messing with you like that LOL

lol let us know what you decide to do to him!!! rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

loveydad replied: i'll let you know when i figure it out!

MomToMany replied: rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

Man, that was an awful joke! Sorry I laughed though. I hope you get him back GOOD.

Kirstenmumof3 replied: rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif OMG That's too funny! rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

ediep replied: laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif
oh boy! He sure got you!!!!!

loveydad replied: I shut the power off to the apartment usptairs earlier. I can just flip it off at will. He came home and was not thrilled that he couldn't go upstairs and watch tv and I told him "well son we've got to pay for that new baby somehow."

He's currently not speaking to me. Although I did turn his power back on. smile.gif

A&A'smommy replied: LOLOLOL thats funny!! rolling_smile.gif

catou_98 replied: rolling_smile.gif laugh.gif OMG. sorry to laugh but it's just too funny, I spit my chololate milk out my nose for gods sake! blink.gif laugh.gif rolling_smile.gif

Alice replied: I like the way you think!! biggrin.gif

kimberley replied: LOL! you guys are too funny! emlaugh.gif rolling_smile.gif


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