Craziest thing you've done in your sleep?

Halo42101 wrote: What's the craziest thing you've done in your sleep? One time, I slept walk & went down my parents cellar stairs. I then proceeded to stand in the middle of the cellar to yell. I scared the living daylights out of my parents. They thought I slept walked outside and was in the middle of the road! I screamed so loud that I actually woke myself up and heard the last scream from my sleep. I was so scared, being in the pitch dark all of a sudden and the cellar floor was freezing my bare feet. So, I screamed on purpose after until my stepfather found me. After that, he put a lock on the cellar door!

aspenblue1 replied: I used to sleep walk when I was a kid and I put a picture frame in the fridge and left the door wide open. What gave me away was my blanky infront of the fridge.


My DH puched me in his sleep. He dreamed someone was following him then I guess I moved in my sleep and he punched me.

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: I stripped my bed and took the sheets to the laundry room then laid down on my bare mattress.

Aaron once scratched my back (like he was tickling me) then grabbed me. He thought I was Logan and I was going to fall out of bed. Logan never sleeps with us.
And another time he dreamed there was a spider in our room, on his side of the bed. He crawled over me in his sleep and stood by the bed looking completely freaked out. He HATES spiders.

Maddie&EthansMom replied: I'm not sure. I'm a pretty light sleeper. Some of the stories are hilarious!

luvmykids replied: I used to talk in my sleep a lot, my roommate thought it was hilarious and would keep talking to me and we'd have these hilarious conversations.

mckayleesmom replied: Nothing that I know of....But my sister is soooo creepy in her sleep. We use to share a room when we were younger. She is one that will actually talk to you and carry on a conversation in her sleep sometimes....until you realize she makes no sense and shes still sleeping. One time, a couple weeks after our grandpa passed away my stereo turned on in the middle of the night and she said "grandpas here"......Needless to say....she was evicted from our room after that.

kayla's mama replied: I'm a pretty light sleeper now but when I was younger I would sleep walk. I'm sooo telling on myself with this one and so embarrassed to even admit it...but here it goes.

I was about 3 maybe 4 and I feel asleep on the couch. My mom and dad told me to go to bed. So I got up and went straight to the kitchen trash, pulled down my pants and pee'd in the trash can. That is the only time that I know of, of me sleep walking.

Jason talks in his sleep alot, especially around inventory time. He once told me that the cookies are in isle 4 not 10 and to move them because they will not be counted. Of course I have to play along and get the most craziest conversations out of him.

Halo42101 replied: Tfs your stories. Mckaylees mom, I can imagine how scary that was for you.

MyLuvBugs replied: I've never walked in my sleep that I know of, but chatted up a storm several times. My mom told me a couple times she'd actually get up and go in my room b/c I was just talking away. But Dh will tell you that I practice Judo or some other martial art in my sleep too. lol I kick and roll and flale around....just drives him nuts. But it all depends on how tired I am and what I'm dreaming about as to what I do or say.

amymom replied: I talk in my sleep often. And did alot more every time I was pregnant!

But when I was about 9 or 10, my parents found me standing in the middle of the kitchen leaning over pulling at something imaginary. When they said something I held my hands behind my back and told my dad that I had forgotten to get my mom a present for her birthday so I was picking flowers for her. I said "Don't I have alot of flowers?" He told me not to worry that Mom would love them and I should go back to bed. For along time my family would ask me every morning if I had picked any good flowers last night? They thought they were funny!!

Our Lil' Family replied: Just the other night I was talking in my sleep. I don't know what I was saying but it woke Tim up and he was questioning me trying to figure out what I was trying to say. I remember waking up partially and trying to make sense but I just couldn't spit it out. So I finally said, leave me alone I'm just talking in my sleep. It was very frustrating cause I wanted to make sense but it wouldn't come out right. I didn't remember it until a day or so later when he asked me about it.

ETA: He'd kill me if he knew I was posting this but one night after a few drinks Tim got out of bed to go to the bathroom and never made it there. He thought our bedroom wall (and pillow leaning against it) was the toilet and just started peeing...it woke me up and I started yelling at him to stop. Needless to say that pillow was thrown out the next morning and the carpet and wall were instantly cleaned, by him!

holley79 replied: I pinched Shawn one night. I was dreaming I was at a St Paddy's day party and he wasn't wearing green.

C&K*s Mommie replied: no stories to tell from me, or Chris really (at least that I can think of).

The girls though, esp Kellie will talk in her sleep. Just tonight she was saying something about "po-po" (Kaipo, our dog) and "Christian" & "Mommy" and I then she saying "Kellie sing", and then Christian said something in return to her! I thought that was hilarious.
I like to tell her that I love her in her sleep, because she whispers back "too" which is her way of saying "I love you, too!" Warms my heart everytime.

redchief replied: I went into the kitchen, apparently to make coffee. I grind my own beans. I woke up and had a wonderful grinder full of Captain Crunch cereal reduced to powder.

ilovemybaby replied: Sleep walked into my parents room and woke up my mum and asked her where my crayons were

Wet the bed because I was dreaming of going to the toilet

ilovemybaby replied: Actually the worst thing I've done would be when I once co-slept with Abby and she was lying in my right arm. And during the night I must have thought she was the cat and my arm was dead and really sore and I pushed her off She was ok. It's only a small drop to the floor She just woke up and cried and I picked her back up and calmed her down. Then I woke up worrying about her for the rest of the night wanting to make sure she was still alive. I was having bad dreams about it too. I felt soooo bad.

Lets just say I never let her sleep in our bed again!